why?
funniest answer 10 point, but be reasonable please.
2006-08-14 14:46:12 · 9 answers · asked by B 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
alll of them
2006-08-14 14:55:49 · answer #1 · answered by Michael 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont wish I hadn't gotten married, I wish I would have known what my future held though.......Being a stay at home mom at the age of 22, getting excited at the prospect of my 2 year old actually pooping in the toilet, realizing that even peeing isnt a thing I get to do by myself anymore, Showers usually consist of at least one of my kids unsuspectingly joining me (what do they have stealth powers now?), Top ramen on the menu at least once a week (YUCK), Getting up with my husband adn making his lunch before he goes to work, a never end battle that some people call "laundry", Vaccuming 500 times a week cause "I swear I got that last time!!!", getting excited to check my e-mail cause maybe someone sent me something that doesnt include the phrase "MOMMY I WANT", trading in my "hot pants" to pants that might have a chance of making me look "hot", trading in my belly shirts for 2 pregnant bellies and the war wounds left behind,
Trading in hot and steamy makeout sessions for sneeks of tongue when the kids arent looking, Trading in nights of lovemaking to "quickies" in case the kids wake up, changing
from lovey-dovey baby talk to actually speaking "baby-nese", eating taco bell whenever I want to only once a month cause man!! as a mom you can gain weight from LOOKING at a glass of water, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BOOBS? and IS THAT REALLY MY A SS?, So, I dont wish I hadnt got married, I just wish I would have waited till after we got rich so I could afford a maid and the surgeries and a babysitter for when I need "me time".......... I love my family VERY much!
2006-08-14 17:13:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well hell, I did it because I was in love and I thought that it would "last forever". I am so dumb. For some reason I thought It would be like one big permanent date. No one told me a couple of years later that I couldnt see my feet past my stomach, that my name is now "MAMA!" instead of "Sugar Shorts" and that I wouldn't know how to stay up past ten and rock the house if my life depended on it. BTW I am only 23!
2006-08-14 14:55:05 · answer #3 · answered by TEXY1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My first marriage was a shot gun wedding with me 6 months pregnant, and the limo driver talked me into going through with it.
I wanted him to drive me to the airport so I could skip my own wedding and stay with an Aunt in Texas. He said he could not do that because my father had only paid him to drive me to the chapel. Trust me... I should have had that baby in Texas!
2006-08-14 14:55:44 · answer #4 · answered by BuffyFromGP 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who Doesnt wish at one time or the other that they hadnt gotten married? i mean, come ON! my ex and i dont get along, and good reason too! he looks like one of those guys from ZZ Top, and dresses like a hillbilly...
could be we are from kentucky?
2006-08-14 15:01:54 · answer #5 · answered by bronzebabekentucky 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never again - I did it because I thought I was in love - Now I know I was probable in lust. I was tired of living alone , now I am tired of living with someone. I just want me freedom back.
Sorry buddy can't be funny knowing my life is wasting away!
2006-08-14 15:00:41 · answer #6 · answered by zqx357 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The worst thing I ever did. 26 years of misery.
2015-08-22 03:56:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do! because i don't get to enjoy the things i did when i was single/unmarried. that's it! it's that simple!
2006-08-14 15:19:28 · answer #8 · answered by #1 Girl -She's Bittersweet- 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you seen my wife you would no she looks like nanny mc phee
i was drunk
2006-08-14 14:53:02 · answer #9 · answered by tattoo282001 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋