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My supervisor's desk is about 25 feet away from mine and he farts all day long. He acts like nothing happened but I can hear them. I can't smell it but it really grosses me out. Should I say something to him? Should I say, "Hey quit farting over there!" Or should I ignore it?

2006-08-14 14:02:09 · 11 answers · asked by Tony A 2 in Business & Finance Careers & Employment

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You should get one of those groucho marx bicycle horns that go "Ahooga!!". Squeeze it everytime he farts. Or you could do the same with a whoopie cushion. Use them both and get a 3 fart, I mean a 3 part harmony going like that other guy above suggested. You could compete with the Eagles.

2006-08-14 14:22:34 · answer #1 · answered by x 5 · 0 0

Start perusing the Help Wanted section of your local newspaper.

2006-08-14 14:31:02 · answer #2 · answered by Beejee 6 · 0 0

you definitely don't want to say anything about it; doing so would only make things worse for you. One, he won't stop farting anyway. Two, it will just make him mad, thus he will take his frustrations out on you. just ignore it.

2006-08-14 14:08:37 · answer #3 · answered by Edward 3 · 0 0

Put a container of Beano on his desk! Anonymously, of course!!!

2006-08-14 14:08:47 · answer #4 · answered by Da Bomb 5 · 0 0

What key does he fart in? You could always harmonize, and win some brownie points

2006-08-14 14:08:29 · answer #5 · answered by JustaThought 3 · 0 0

Tell him he needs 2 start taking gas-x cause he has a problem. You really need to explain how you feel

2006-08-14 14:11:02 · answer #6 · answered by XxMaryxX 1 · 0 0

Leave some Bean-o on his desk

2006-08-14 14:46:14 · answer #7 · answered by nook120 1 · 0 0

If you can't smell it then you shouldn't care.
That's just my opinion.

2006-08-14 14:07:32 · answer #8 · answered by liljomo1234 5 · 0 0

get a nose plug

2006-08-14 14:07:50 · answer #9 · answered by litespeed2rw 6 · 0 0

give him beano for christmas

2006-08-14 14:12:51 · answer #10 · answered by Nicholas C 3 · 0 0

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