Humorous answers only please !
2006-08-14 13:47:53 · 18 answers · asked by any 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Afriend of mine always says the answer is Diarrhoea-by the time you get the light on,its too late !
2006-08-14 14:01:38 · update #1
A scouser with a video under his arm......
2006-08-15 01:30:59 · answer #1 · answered by blissman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once knew a guy in the army who was so quick he could turn off the light switch and be in bed before the room went dark.
2006-08-14 13:53:36 · answer #2 · answered by eggman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my 2 kids eating a macdonalds happy meal. by far faster than the speed of light.
2006-08-14 13:52:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 15 year old son when I ask him to clean his room. Its amazin!! Fast? Light has no speed on him I can tell you!!! Light is positively snail mail!! Kids!! Dont you just love em!! They dont really change much generation to generation!
2006-08-14 14:11:45 · answer #4 · answered by Moi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My supposedly deaf granda who quick as a flash answered YES every time the word WHISKY was mentioned
2006-08-14 14:07:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thought!
2006-08-14 13:53:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman's mind, they seem to exist beyond the edge of reason.
2006-08-14 13:54:52 · answer #7 · answered by neorapsta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The human mind.
2006-08-14 14:10:49 · answer #8 · answered by jc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Uncle David when he had the VCR under his arm and two police dogs chasing him!!!
2006-08-14 20:43:13 · answer #9 · answered by ADRIAN J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My kids, after being asked to help with something
2006-08-14 13:51:14 · answer #10 · answered by TheDoctor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋