When you're sliding into first and your pants about to burst, diarrhea, uh, uh, diarrhea, uh, uh.?

Question

I know third is a turd, but what is second?

Answer 1

NEVER slide into first base! If you are meant to be safe you'll do it better using your extended foot in a full run. If you blow your pants out then fine, as long as you are safe. You can change drawers in between innings!

Answer 2

Contributor: Josh Mayfield
Region: Cincinnati, Ohio
Rating: Totally gross
Notes: I can't remember where I learned this as a kid, but I know I heard it before the 1989 movie Parenthood came out. Rhythmically, this chant follows the same pattern as Rupture.


When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

Answer 3

When your running to first and your pants about to burst
When your going for two and your pants are full of poo....... diarrhea
When your headinig to third and you feel a little terd
When your sliding into home and your pants are full of foam

Answer 4

I love that song. But I only know the first verse! Diarhea, uh uh diarhea!

Answer 5

damn i havent even thought about that song since 3rd grade.........it use to be one of my favorites......i really hope you get your answer...... i think sliding to home has something to do with your pants full of foam

Answer 6

Great song! Maybe you can "cut " it as a CD?

Answer 7

That's funny I don't care who ya are!

Answer 8

Is this a song?

Answer 9

you're going into second and you need some disinfectant...