2006-08-14 10:41:53 · 4 answers · asked by Alice Chaos 6 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
well you could turn into a big cockroach... or was that Camus
2006-08-15 00:02:45 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well I guess you could start by arranging all the files in reverse alphabetical order.
Use the coffee maker to make hot water for some unpronounceable tea.
Put out pots with dead plants in them but keep watering them daily.
Cover your pc with rhinestones or old xmas wrapping paper.
Put up a sign that says "If you must breath while I smoke, please do it quietly"
Hire strippers to deliver you a pizza at lunch.
Get you a phone that instead of ringing barks like a dog.
I could probably keep going on a while but this ought to do for starters.
Just one more: Wear your kilt every day but kilt day.
2006-08-14 11:04:04 · answer #2 · answered by Carl M. 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Exist. Or cease to exist
Or, better yet...just announce that neither you or anybody else exists.
2006-08-14 14:05:14 · answer #3 · answered by Beejee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kick more people in the shins. That should do it.
2006-08-14 10:47:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋