Okay ummmm I was watching a movie and two lesbos were going at it and one of them said "you're the devil" and probably imagining her umm to be a demon or something
So why do you lesobians worship satan?
okay umm i am 11 and i know all about the bible and satan so dont tell me he is a good guy.
okay ummmmm yeah ummmm
oh and umm anyone remmber me? I was here a month ago and preached the word.
2006-08-14 09:03:17 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
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2006-08-14 09:36:57 · answer #1 · answered by Jake 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are praying that you learn to spell.
In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.
The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of God plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.
Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.
Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.
Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.
Love and blessings
don
2006-08-14 16:33:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just because they are not straight doesnt mean they pray to satan.
Come on, dont you have anything better to do with your life than spam Yahoo Answers? Its really ridiculous and unecessary. Does no one pay you any attention in real life? Are you truly that needy?
I advise you to seek counseling locally. If you really think this is an acceptable activity, saying things like this, most likely for attention.
2006-08-16 12:54:01 · answer #3 · answered by Eternal Sunshine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can say that by far i am not much older than you[im 12].But i can tell by the way you ask your questions and how you state your statements or how emapathetically untrue they are,you need to do some growing up..I am by far not a christian but yes i am a lesbian,i am wiccan.this religion does not belive in your christian god nor your devil,satan is part of the christian religion so tell me why we would talk or pray to "him" or even belive in him?so your question is sterotypical and i could say implying your statement to many lesbians is not true.
2006-08-14 19:19:57 · answer #4 · answered by gothix_barbie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are freakin' insane! when you watch porn, that's fantasy. it's not real. and again, being gay has nothing to do with satanism. you need to get off that stupid kick.
you need to learn how to spell and actually read the Bible instead of using it to justify your ignorant bigotry.
2006-08-15 16:05:02 · answer #5 · answered by redcatt63 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you shouldn't take what you see in the movies to heart -- remember, movies are fiction unless specified otherwise.
2006-08-14 16:08:07 · answer #6 · answered by Janiffer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok umm have you ran out of umm points yet?
as im umm getting bored of you and your umm retarded views
umm ok
2006-08-14 16:17:05 · answer #7 · answered by ☺Everybody still loves Chris!♥▼© 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little girl, does Mommy know you're on the computer?
2006-08-14 16:46:11 · answer #8 · answered by LaRue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they pray to satan because they like vagina... ewww.
i once knew a straight couple that would cut themselves and suck eachothers blood while having sex.
No joke
2006-08-14 16:09:40 · answer #9 · answered by stevepuff19 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a problem separating fiction from reality. IT WAS A MOVIE!!!!!
2006-08-15 02:36:27 · answer #10 · answered by Eat At The Y 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm into bondage, was Jesus? Did he like being nailed on the cross? Cool as hell how he did that.
2006-08-14 16:09:33 · answer #11 · answered by anitahooker_transvestite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋