will someone please cheer me up!! say something to make me laugh! the best will get the points come on guys you know you want them hehe
2006-08-14 08:23:47 · 21 answers · asked by Mel.B 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
This doesn't sound very much fun, but hang in there...
Two weeks ago, our quad bike got stolen from the farm, as the culprits cut a hole in the back of the shed and then drove it out, even though it was chained to another piece of machinery.
My father called the police the next morning and eventually they turn up four hours later. They are standing in the middle of the shed looking out, when they ask my Dad...."So, how do you think they got in?"?!?!?!?!?!?!
In all seriousness, are these the people who are protecting us from international terrorists??
2006-08-14 08:29:33 · answer #1 · answered by yodellingdolphinofkirkwall 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A nun is chatting with her Mother Superior. "I used some horrible
language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it," says the young nun.
"When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder nun.
"Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards."
"Is that when you swore?"
"No, Mother," answers the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away."
"Is THAT when you swore?"
"Well, no" says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"
"And THAT is surely when you swore?" says the amazed Mother.
"No, not yet." she answers. "As the eagle carried the squirrel away, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."
"Did you swear THEN?" asks Mother Superior, becoming impatient.
"No...the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled
onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole!"
The two nuns are silent for a moment.................
Then Mother Superior sighs, "You missed the f*cking putt, didn't you?"
2006-08-14 08:30:05 · answer #2 · answered by Dolly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the heck is a Billy?
As in Billy Bob? Billy Goat? Billy club?
lol
2006-08-14 08:28:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i have one for ya hangon...
http://www.break.com/index/britney_spear...
britney didnt want anybody to see that belch and moments of weirdness... andddddddddd....
if you know who christopher walken is youll find this hilarious, youll be rolling on the floor laughing you ar se off, by the way christopher walken is a famous actor from films like 'sleepy hallow', he played the head less guy, and he played leonardo dicaprio's father in 'catch me if you can', hes pretty famous, well just look at the video it made me laugh... http://www.break.com/index/dinner_with_c...
hope it makes you laugh! and no ones a billy no mates someone loves ya you just dont know who lol
2006-08-14 08:42:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if this is funny, but it made me laugh...
Well my friend bought some cheap shaving cream and when she was done, the bathroom smelt of strong cucumber.
Even her legs did, and everyone knew she had shaved.
I can just imagine her walking around with cucumber-smelling legs LOL.
2006-08-14 11:44:00 · answer #5 · answered by Strawberry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two antennas meet on a roof and fall in love and get married .
the ceremony wasnt much but the reception was exellent ....
HA HA
a jumper cable walks into a bar the bar man says "il serve you but dont start anything"
ha ha
be happy xx
2006-08-14 08:33:11 · answer #6 · answered by j.j. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eres a red rose and a big box of chocolates and a bottle of wine with a tuck in bed for you. in the morning breakfast in bed :) y women have orgasms gives them something else to moan about all the best xx
2006-08-14 11:05:32 · answer #7 · answered by BUDDXX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm on here most nights and my name is Bill ! I resent what you are saying !!! not really only joking lol
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car ?????
A red carnation !
2006-08-14 08:48:51 · answer #8 · answered by Bill L 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
to end your search for a mate for tonite! Keep trying, you never know if your luck will change for the better!
2006-08-14 08:28:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummn. Why did the chicken cross the road?
2006-08-14 08:29:11 · answer #10 · answered by One Sly Look 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋