what's your favorite quote from a movie?

Question

you can name as many as you want.

Answer 1

"Now get me the wallet that say Bad Muthfu*ka on it"
"Which wallet is that?"
"The one that says Bad MuthFu*ka."
Sameul L. in Pulp Fiction

"I'm a Mushroom Cloud Laying MuthaFu*ka!"
Sameul L. Pulp Fiction

"My name is Gladiator Father to a murdered son, Husband to a Murdered wife and I will Have my Vengence in this life or the Next." Russell Crow Gladiator

"Big Gulps uhh...........Alright."
Jim Carey Dumb and Dumber

"Is that you John Wayne.......or is that Me?"
Who the Fu*k said that? Who's the Twinkle toed fairy that just singed his own death warrent, I will rip your head off and sh*t down your neck. Who the Fu*k said that?" Full Metal Jacket

"Were are you from Private?
Sir I'm from Texas Sir!
Texas well only Queers and Steers Come from Texas, Do you suck Di*k.
Sir No Sir.
Yeah Right I bet you could suck a golf ball through a water hose, I bet your don't have the decency to give the other guy the reach around.

"Hey Ace you got anymore of that Gum?"
"Thats none of your damn Business and I'd appreciate it if you stayed out of my personal Life Dan" Jim Carey, Dan Marino Ace Ventura Pet Dective.

"I haven't been Fuc*ed like that since Grade School" That weird chick in Fight Club.

"Where did you get the Gun Tommy?"
"Borris sold it to me."
"You mean Borris the BulletDodger?"
"Yes, why do they call him the BulletDoger"?
"Becasue......he dodges....bullets Tommy"?
Snatch

"Motherfu*ker.....I like that."
The bad guy in Blade Trinity

"Tony Naga Tony Naga Tony not gonna work here anymore that for sure." The Bobs Office Space

"Wilder we want you to throw us a party."
Oh you want to have another **** guzzeling *** fest, I'm sorry I can't help you."
Van Wilder, when the Fraternit offers Van money to throw them a party after eating the *** filled dounuts. That scene mad me squirm.

I could do this for ever but I have to work now thanks thou sh*t is fun.

Answer 2

Mikey, why don't you tell that nice girl you love her? I love you with all-a my heart, if I don't see-a you again soon, I'm-a gonna die.
- The Godfather

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
- The Godfather

I was born a poor, black child.
- The Jerk

I am your number one fan.
- Misery

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
- The Usual Suspects

Be my friend!
- Stealing Home
(I haven't seen this movie in years, but it was one of my favorites as an adolescent. Most likely, it would be a huge disappointment now!)

Answer 3

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest man."

"Violet, you're turning violet, Violet."

"I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest."

"Of course you don't know. You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you - and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?"

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."

all from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Answer 4

"Don't drive angry, don't drive angry." - Groundhog Day
"I was going to make espresso." - Young Frankenstein
"I think we need a bigger boat." - Jaws
"Let me whip this out." - Blazing Saddles
"I don't want a piece of you. I want the whole thing." -
Happy Gilmore
"Miss it Newman." - Caddieshack
"Go away or I will taunt you a second time." - The Holy
Grail
"How nice of you to visit me in my loneliness." - The
Wizard Oz.
"The fall will probably kill ya." - Butch Cassidy and the
Sundance Kid
"I do not think that word means what you think it means."
Princess Bride

Answer 5

Patton - "Rommel.... You magnificent bastard, I READ YOUR BOOK!"

Here's one that David B missed from Outlaw Josey Wales...

Just after the carpet bagger relates all the wonderful uses of his snake oil, Josey spits a big glop of tobacco juice right on his shirt and says, "How is it with stains?" I loved that.

Answer 6

Get me my chapstick GOSH-Napoleon Dynamite
Have you ever dated Jon Tucker?-Jon Tucker Must Die
I forgot to swallow-Scary Movie

Answer 7

From Christmas Vacation:

Uncle Lewis: Hey Grizz, Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you.
Clark: Aw, you didn't have to get me anything.
Uncle Lewis: Dammit, Bethany, he guessed it.

and

Eddie: Merry Christmas. Sh*tter was full.

and from Alice's Restaurant:
Officer Obie: Kid, I'm going to put you in the cell, I want your wallet and your belt.
Arlo Guthrie: Obie, I can understand you wanting my wallet so I don't have any money to spend in the cell, but what do you want my belt for?
Officer Obie: Kid, we don't want any hangings.
Arlo Guthrie: Obie, did you think I was going to hang myself for littering?

Answer 8

I'm not really bad, I'm just drawn that way.
(Who framed Roger Rabbit)

City cats have too much purr in their fur. Country cats have more yowl in their howl.
(Spieval Goes West) not sure if I remembered that name correctly.

Wire hangers!!!!! Wire hangers!!!!!!
(Diary of a Mad Black Woman)

Answer 9

"I like to watch" Body Double
"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse" Godfather
"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" Outlaw Josy Wales
"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining" Outlaw Josey Wales
"Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy" Outlaw Josey Wales
"You've got to ask yourself one question....do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?" Dirty Harry

Answer 10

I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls(10 things I hate about you)