2006-08-14 07:01:48 · 42 answers · asked by Moses_Santos_ii 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low; do I look like a mind reader, sir; I don't know. Track 6. JZ/LP - Collision Course.
2006-08-14 07:08:13 · answer #1 · answered by Endo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Son do you know why i'm stoppin you for?"
Cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low
Do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know
Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo?
"Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four"
"Liscense and regestration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of **** all my papers legit
"Do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And i know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or somethin?"
Nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my ****
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
I got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one
Hit me
2006-08-14 07:11:26 · answer #2 · answered by Turkish Delight 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd have to go with Drew Carey's answer.
"I like running stop signs in the pouring rain just to make the cop get out of his car. What's the point of makin' the money if you can't enjoy spendin' it?
'You know why I pulled you over?'
'Yeah. You know why I ran the sign?'"
:)
2006-08-14 07:09:23 · answer #3 · answered by dvc_dude_25 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, they don't usually call me "son", but on the occasions I've been asked that question, the answer was 'Speeding'
2006-08-14 07:06:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just got a ticket 15 minutes ago for that busted head light. you cant possibly have the lack of heart for wanting to give me another.
2006-08-14 07:07:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seeing as I am sitting in front of a computer, probably credit card fraud, But I sure hope you know.
2006-08-14 07:07:11 · answer #6 · answered by True_Brit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your muffler is dragging and creating all kinds of sparks. and could you tell me where the nearest 7-11 is. i need some coffee and a doughnut
2006-08-14 07:06:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and there was me thinking i was about to read a really interesting question and give someone a little help.. what the hell happened? I mean come on....!!
2006-08-14 07:07:50 · answer #8 · answered by mitchbrowno 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I'm young, and I'm black, and my head's real low? Do I look like a mindreader? Sir, I don't know.
2006-08-14 07:07:32 · answer #9 · answered by lupering 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sir, I didn't think anybody could see me back here. And now that I know they can I won't be doing this anymore. Don't tell my mama that I had a mouth full of crack. And please don't tell her where you found my pants, oh she's going to kill me. Please sir let's both just pretend that this didn't happen.
2006-08-14 07:07:23 · answer #10 · answered by ghostpirate7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋