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i am having difficulties please dont delay!!!

2006-08-14 07:00:00 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Fish

29 answers

Sounds pretty fishy to me. I'd say this is the right section for that question...

I have heard that stuck nobs prefer very cool water. It probably won't breed right away, though. Usually when nobs have difficulties, they shrink away from the ladies for a while...

Hahahahahahahaha!

2006-08-14 10:27:45 · answer #1 · answered by 8 In the corner 6 · 0 2

Seeing how this is in the fish section I will make the asumption you are talking about fishing nobs.
Those hooks can cause damage to your vaccum if accidently picked up. At this point your best bet would be to see if you can get some wire cutters in there to cut the hooks off the lure. Once that is done it should slide right out. Then you can get in there with some needle nose pliers and pull out the hooks. To repair the nob you will need to buy replacement hooks and bend them back to the lure.
Just remember in the future to pick up your nobs before you vaccum. This will eliminate any chance of your nob getting stuck where it does not belong.

2006-08-15 02:50:17 · answer #2 · answered by fish_n_hole 2 · 1 0

As its a question on fish, i can only assume its a little tiddler you got stuck in the hoover, u nob.

2006-08-14 07:37:55 · answer #3 · answered by ANMAR 3 · 0 0

Get a sex change cos u must have a micro penis if you could fit your nob in the hoover.

2006-08-14 07:09:13 · answer #4 · answered by stuart3101 2 · 0 0

Begin by turning it off or pulling the plug out of the wall, ya git.

2006-08-14 07:05:15 · answer #5 · answered by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 4 · 0 0

Why is this under fish? Perhaps you are in so much pain you did not notice the categorisation or perhaps it is because your dinkle is the size of a minnow.

2006-08-15 02:17:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Your question sucks, pardon the pun! Go to your local casualty department and you will give them all a good bloody laugh!

2006-08-14 08:26:00 · answer #7 · answered by TB 5 · 0 0

turn the hoover off and stick a f*ckload of vaseline down the nozzle

2006-08-14 07:05:20 · answer #8 · answered by stephizzal 5 · 0 0

Gives a whole new understanding to "safe sex practices". Next time lube up first.

2006-08-14 08:52:56 · answer #9 · answered by skippy 3 · 0 0

Cut it off, you don't deserve to have one if the best place you can find for it is a hoover!!

2006-08-14 07:13:13 · answer #10 · answered by rachael p 2 · 0 0

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