A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him. The manager asks, "What is it without touching it?" The blind man replies, "That’s a good piece of fir." "Correct,” says the manager, “now try this one." "That’s a bad piece of willow," says the blind man. "Correct," answers the manager.
With that, the manager decides to play a trick on the blind man. He get his secretary to lift up her dress and put her crotch in the blind mans face. "I'm confused,” says the blind man, “Can you turn it around?" The secretary turns around and puts her *** in his face. The blind man says, "Oh, you’re trying to fool me! But I know exactly what kind of wood that is. It’s the **** house door off a tuna boat!"
I think they must have!!!!!
2006-08-14 06:25:46 · 18 answers · asked by pig m 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
no we don't have a better seance of smell We have better everything , and great seance of humors so well Keep up the good work treating us like normal people
and yes i use a screen reader from jaws so my PC reads to me what is on the screen
2006-08-14 06:36:50 · answer #1 · answered by brian_the_lion2000 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2006-08-14 06:28:54 · answer #2 · answered by brogdenuk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya, those are enormously humorous, however the 2nd ought to apply a sprint artwork. only bypass the section approximately smelling the grass and decrease at present to the leash slackening section.. those are humorous, in case you have that form of sence of humor
2016-12-11 08:33:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, when one sense goes, the human body compensates for it by heightening the other senses.
2006-08-14 06:29:42 · answer #4 · answered by lady of the piano 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always heard if one sense is gone it heightens the other senses.
lol lol lol
2006-08-14 06:29:04 · answer #5 · answered by mssteph800 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they do cause when one of the five senses are gone the others are keener
2006-08-14 06:29:57 · answer #6 · answered by murder-u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all the other senses besides there site cause now they cant see all of em are hieghtened
2006-08-14 06:30:38 · answer #7 · answered by music man 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, well u lose one sense, ur others will be heightened
2006-08-14 06:29:36 · answer #8 · answered by Ak2ng 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TO ANYTHING TAKEN AWAY FROM HUMAN LIFE THERE IS A STRONG COMPENSATING.
2006-08-14 06:30:23 · answer #9 · answered by MWALA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good joke.
2006-08-14 06:34:03 · answer #10 · answered by party_2_hearty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋