What do you say when you have to go to the bathroom?

Question

Do you say "I have to go to the potty" or something like "I gotta take a leak"

Answer 1

Well, my family has a fascination with the bathroom, so we say a lot of things:
1. I have to go (#1, #2, or #3).
2. I gotta go take (or leave) a dump!
3. I need to make a deposit in the bank of bodily functions.
4. I have to poop.
5. As a joke say, "I have to go powder my nose" in a girly voice.
6. I need to use the pot.
And the cleanest of all...
I need to use the restroom.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Depends.
In a meeting with my boss: I start walking out of his office, saying, "I gotta go and come back."
At home with my kids: "Don't follow me."
Around men in a dating situation: "I'll be right back"
Around my friends any of the following: Let's make a pit stop...I need tissue (for times when we are out in the woods and there isn't one)...I gotta peepee (my one friend insists that we say potty even though it sounds stupid/childish, so I started using peepee as a way of making fun of her)...It's time...
And when I really gotta go I can get graphic and say things like: I gotta pee like a mad dog...If I don't go NOW, I won't have to anymore...

Answer 4

I'm gonna go drop the Browns off at the Super Bowl.
I'm pushing brown.
I gotta hit the head.
I need to go to the bathroom.

Answer 5

I've gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

Answer 6

I just say, "I've gotta use the bathroom" and expect cheers and applause. Hey, I said I expect them but I never get them.

Answer 7

gotta go to the little wranglers roomor gotta go see a man about a horse..

Answer 8

In mixed company, I'll generally just say "excuse me" If it is just with the guys then it is usually something much more colorful

Answer 9

plz excuse me, i gotta make a trip 2 the little girls room

Answer 10

Gotta go drain the lizard...