it can be sick funny, gross, hurtful anything you can think of.... get creative out there...
2006-08-14 04:29:06 · 12 answers · asked by jaz o 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
yo momma's so ugly that right after she was born your grandma said "what a treasure."then ur grandpa said "lets go bury it."
yo momma's so stupid when the power went off at the mall she got stuck on the escalator.
yo momma's so fat that highway patrol makes her wear a sign that says "caution.wide load."
yo momma's head is so big that when she walked into church everyone started singing "shes got the whole world in her head.shes got the whole world in her head."
2006-08-14 04:36:00 · answer #1 · answered by sweet.brunette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma has more chins than the chinese phonebook
yo mamma is so poor i went through her front door and tripped over the back fence
2006-08-14 11:34:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!
2006-08-14 11:33:39 · answer #3 · answered by TJMiler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top 9 Funniest News paper Classified
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1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
(man....if only I knew A B C....)
2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.
(sure...thanx for the warning!)
3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(in months or years?)
4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
(check it out)
5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
(howwww sweeeet)
6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
(wow! A free trip to heaven?)
7. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
(uh...huh!)
8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)
9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
(nice work!)
2006-08-14 11:35:29 · answer #4 · answered by Coolguy_punjabi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so nasty, she goes swimming in the ocean to keep the crabs fresh.
2006-08-14 11:36:27 · answer #5 · answered by FM?FU! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma is so fat, your daddy wasnt sure if he pounded her in the belly button or the cooter.
Your momma is so stuid, after sex, she got up & started to jump up and down as fast as she could. Your daddy asked what the hell she was doing, and she said "using birth control."
2006-08-14 11:44:09 · answer #6 · answered by ♣ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat when God said let there be light, he said move your fat butt out of the way.
2006-08-14 11:35:32 · answer #7 · answered by ozcall2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat she was walking on the interstate and i tried to go around her and my car ran out of gas
2006-08-14 11:33:42 · answer #8 · answered by freshanfly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so old she saw the passion of the crisis live. GET AT ME, DOG!!!
2006-08-14 11:41:16 · answer #9 · answered by Kesselly Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YO MAMMA is so fat they've issued her her own zip code!
2006-08-14 11:33:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋