How do you pacify megalomaniac warmongers?

Answer 1

I'd say a frontal lobotomy, but it's apprent that our warmonger has already had one.

Answer 2

Only by feeling the pain war causes. The problem with that is that war mongers are too coward to actually join the armed combat. ALL the war mongers in the cabinet have not served.

Rumsfeld hasn't
Cheney dodged the draft
Puppetdent Bush was shipped off by daddy to the champagne squadron
etc...

Answer 3

I don't know about the meglo part; but a warmonger loves a new unlimited open ended material support contract.

Go big Red Go

Answer 4

Like Hugo Chavez, the President of Iran, the head of Hezbollah, the head of Hamas, etc?

You use smart bombs and turn them into grease stains.

If you are attempting to call the Bush administration or the Republicans these names, you are exposing yourself as part of the lunatic leftist fringe. Blind to all but a distorted and false reality.

Again, if this is the case, then I thank you in advance for helping secure the dominance of the Republican party in November. Sane people will turn away in droves as the Dem party becomes the lunatic fringe.

Answer 5

help them out and send them a check for 5 dollars this will screw up the budget if we all send five bucks for the war effort .
this will have every congresmen on the hill fighting over the money .
they will spend so much time trying to figure it out the government will come to a stand still .

Answer 6

GI Joe Dolls and popsicles.

Answer 7

Give them the world.

Answer 8

Two rounds to the head, peacefully dead.

Answer 9

Sedate them.

Answer 10

some people can't change in fact all of them