2006-08-14 03:57:46 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts
try imagining the Queen naked or Prince Charles getting it of with Camillah!!
2006-08-14 04:03:46 · answer #1 · answered by peter gunn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats your age? Are you going through puberty? Its OK just as long as it doesn't stay hard for a long time, like more then two hours. If so you need to see a doctor and if not then it should pass, and later in life as you get older you will want it to get hard all the time and it wont.
2006-08-14 04:03:59 · answer #2 · answered by lovetech69 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is this a trick question? Either quit eating Viagra like they're Skittles or consider yourself lucky and hit the local shopping mall and give the ladies a turn-on they wont soon forget.
2006-08-14 04:07:30 · answer #3 · answered by Re Fined 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the supermarket, and buy brownie mix.
Then go home and bake the brownies.
Then prepare a martini for your husband when he comes home from work, then quietly retreat to the attic and weep over his infidelities.
2006-08-14 05:48:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dump all the magazines, the DVDs, the pictures on your computer, the porno you got with E-donkey.
Then get someone to poke you in both eyes with a stick.
That'll stop you looking at least.
Handcuffed hands behind your back should stop you playing with yourself or anyone else.
There you go - cured..................
2006-08-14 06:07:32 · answer #5 · answered by Mike10613 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yyou ccan ttry tto tthink aabout llearning hhow tto spell ddificult wwords llike pennnnnnnnis, that will take your mind off obsessing about the problem, and refocus your vast quantities of chi away from your ttttttooolllll, tool :-)
2006-08-14 04:12:18 · answer #6 · answered by drakke1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear baggy trousers
2006-08-14 05:53:10 · answer #7 · answered by pig m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop taking Viagra, try cream of Viagra soup instead.
2006-08-14 04:04:48 · answer #8 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best thing you can do is take spelling lessons. If you're that thick, girls won't be interested in your 'pennis' anyway (I know I wouldn't be!!)
2006-08-14 04:02:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cut the dennis the pennis off!!
2006-08-14 04:01:25 · answer #10 · answered by devine_gem22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋