2006-08-14 03:48:09 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
The source of your frustrations could be from a number of reasons. I WAS going to say you forgot to take your waffle out but someone beat me to it. So if that's not it, then maybe your pubes have grown into an unbelievably large bush. If that's not it, it could be because you've been watching that porn video I made in the early 90's and you have somehow managed to slip a hand in there to spread the syrup around the waffle. That could make your panties too tight. OR some guy has his hand down there causing the same problem. If you were playing a game of strip poker recently, you could have gotten your panties mixed up with someone else's (gosh, where was I during this game?) and put hers on when you left. The only other scenario that comes up is during the wash cycle the water could have been set to hot and then into the dryer on high with the end result being a pair of thongs that creates on HELL of a camel toe. OK, I've run out of ideas....time to check your other questions...did I tell you how much I love your retarded questions? LOL
2006-08-14 21:07:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My suggestions to you why your panties are tight because maybe you are gaining some extra weight. Two things you can do is buy a bigger pair or work your butt out so that they fit. I'm not trying to offend you or anything, just trying to help. Good Luck.
2006-08-14 11:10:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you shouldn't force yourself into 5-year-olds' panties.
2006-08-14 10:52:20 · answer #3 · answered by Kirtap 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because they are too tight! Go and buy a bigger pair and you won't have that problem.
2006-08-14 11:08:07 · answer #4 · answered by blueyegurl0283 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well looks like your wearing your thong backwards...no wonder it seems to tight.
2006-08-14 11:35:03 · answer #5 · answered by opyankees_06 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you forget to take the waffles out again?
2006-08-14 15:07:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coz your *** is too big for them. Get a bigger pair!
2006-08-14 10:52:49 · answer #7 · answered by rainbowdazzle 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your getting to big for them!
Dumb question.
2006-08-14 11:14:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
did you just pick a line from a porn movie out of a hat and type it out?
2006-08-14 10:50:52 · answer #9 · answered by TrueSource 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you just stupid Get a bigger pair
2006-08-14 10:57:20 · answer #10 · answered by friendsfan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋