It's coming up to her birthday and I want to make her a pressie. Dog? Chinchilla? Orang-Utan? I hear they're pretty easy to catch.
2006-08-14 01:08:38 · 12 answers · asked by Scousebuster Bill 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
But if I buy her one, where's the fun in senseless slaughter? She doesn't want it 'cos it looks nice, she just LOVES violence to animals - really turns her on. I know it's not nice but, hey, I like anal sex ;)
2006-08-14 01:19:33 · update #1
Obvious.
Giant Panda.
You know how women hate being dressed the same at parties.
Blow jobs for a year with that pressie.
2006-08-14 01:15:21 · answer #1 · answered by SilentRunning 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Don't want to answer a question with a question but did you get some kind of a perverted pleasure out of this questions being placed in the pets category? I have never thrown paint on a fur coat but I decided about the time I figured out where they came from that I would never want one for myself. Your question is offensive
2006-08-14 08:37:27 · answer #2 · answered by Beckie D 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha.very funny,why dont you try faux,she gets a fur and you dont have to slaughter some innocent animal for it
2006-08-14 08:11:37 · answer #3 · answered by Sherry Baby ( Ethan's Mama ) 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only hide you will ever be able to afford is you own hide so skin yourself and leave the poor defenceless animals alone.
You and your wife need psyciatric treatment
2006-08-14 09:41:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hamsters. Did you not hear about that boutique in London? And they're only £2 each in the pet shop.
2006-08-14 08:35:09 · answer #5 · answered by Rox 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its cheaper and easier to just buy her a fur coat.
2006-08-14 08:15:33 · answer #6 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
none ur just being mean to animal lovers by placeing this question in pets get a life
2006-08-14 09:30:00 · answer #7 · answered by alien 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know you think you're being funny, but you're not. It's offensive to many many people.
Reported for animal cruelty and sexual content.
Anyone else who thinks this is offensive and innapropriate should report it too and get it off of here.
2006-08-14 14:07:58 · answer #8 · answered by Carpet Shark Luver 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
People, he is only kidding. I hear rat fur is the best.
2006-08-14 09:50:51 · answer #9 · answered by Lacey 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You should be ashamed to even ask this question. It's not funny.
2006-08-14 08:15:26 · answer #10 · answered by FL Girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋