2006-08-14 00:53:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
difference between bad and good girl
good girl: thanks for a wonderful dinner
bad girl: what is there in lunch tomorrow!!
2006-08-14 00:59:04 · answer #1 · answered by demoniac_save1 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you know it was difficult i really didn't like it when i realised that i dont know any "nice" jokes so i had to educate my self, here is the one i liked the most and suprisingly the cleanest i could find...
A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
"$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.
"That's too much," said the farmer.
The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."
The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."
"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."
I think I can relate to it because of the "cheap" people i know.
2006-08-14 08:43:12 · answer #2 · answered by brentmcassidy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can someone do something about people putting inappropriate questions in the right place? Excuse me, I don't have a "nice joke" to share.
Philosophy and joke...PHEW!!
2006-08-14 08:51:10 · answer #3 · answered by Chief of sinners 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.
A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.
'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'
2006-08-14 08:03:49 · answer #4 · answered by CHILL 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 5 year old nice told me this one.
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo..
A wooly jumper
2006-08-14 08:00:38 · answer #5 · answered by Eric C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whats the relationship between you and the tree of banana
answer : both of them carry a monkey
2006-08-14 10:25:25 · answer #6 · answered by khadijeh a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-08-14 08:42:39 · answer #7 · answered by amit g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just see the mirror
2006-08-14 08:01:23 · answer #8 · answered by neet 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sexy guy says to his GF- hey, guess wat, 2mro no one is at home
next day- girl dresses herself in sexy minis & goes to the guys house
to her surprise- NO ONE IS AT HOME
ha ha
2006-08-14 08:02:51 · answer #9 · answered by jay Z 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your face
2006-08-14 07:56:22 · answer #10 · answered by omri s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋