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there were three, wait no two, four strippers were leaving the strip club, i mean four teachers and they were leaving the library, third hour english, and the first one said ,' i have to use the little ladies room, i will be back!' then the other replied, ' okay ted, see you in an hour! you sonofabitch!!' wait, there's more, then the other two went into the ladies room to see why ted ventured in there, they thought he must be out of his noodle to do such a thing, when they went in they found him dancing in the mirror and repeating the words, ' the princess is here, CIARA, this beat is supersonic, hypnotic, funky-fresh, then the ladies asked him, 'hey ted, first off, why do you think you are the gorgeous ciara, and where did you learn those killer dance moves, oh yeah, and where did you find those off-the-chain stilletos?? ted replied, ' i am a diva b!tches, deal with THAT!! then he moonwalked out of the restroom, that was the wierdest thing i had ever witnessed!!

2006-08-13 23:51:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

If I ever was your English teacher, you'd still be in third grade! No punctuation and no sense, making nonsense of the unpunctuated nonsense! Now go to your room!

2006-08-13 23:59:17 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 1 0

I don't think you quite understand the concept of a 'joke'.

2006-08-14 06:59:30 · answer #2 · answered by tgypoi 5 · 0 0

I think you should have signed off a loooong time ago.

2006-08-14 07:47:42 · answer #3 · answered by thebushman 4 · 0 0

WTFS is that?! Stop using drugs! See what's happening to you?!

2006-08-14 07:05:46 · answer #4 · answered by Dawn Treader 5 · 1 0

Why'd I miss seeing that?! You have all the fun!

2006-08-14 07:02:43 · answer #5 · answered by cc 6 · 0 0

That, was the weirdest thing I have ever read.

2006-08-14 06:56:09 · answer #6 · answered by Andielion 2 · 1 0

ciara isnt gorgeous

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

2006-08-14 07:12:20 · answer #7 · answered by rimrocka 3 · 0 0

nope

2006-08-14 06:56:47 · answer #8 · answered by jackztar 2 · 0 1

that's hilarious

2006-08-14 10:35:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

euhhh......guys if anyone understand this joke..... xplain it to me!!!
thks

2006-08-14 06:56:12 · answer #10 · answered by Angel 2 · 1 0

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