Hi NO offense to anyone who takes this personal its just a joke please add your own joke thanks
Your dad is so fat if he wears a tshirt with a x on it helicpters land on him
your mum is so fat if she wheres high heels she strikes oil
your dad is so fat when he dances the band skips
2006-08-13 23:14:01 · 37 answers · asked by Treat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your momma is so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
2006-08-19 23:47:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.
Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.
Shut up. You know it's funny.
2006-08-18 04:42:31 · answer #2 · answered by Michael 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your mom is so fat that she had to peirce her ears so the kids could watch the tv.
your mom is so fat that when the dog needs a walk the kids go round her
your dads is so stupid that when he saw a road sign that said caution wet road he stoped and pisssed on it
your moms so fat that when she wears a yellow dress people shout TAXI
your house is so small that when i open the front door i fell into the back garden
your house is so dirty that even the cockroaches are leaving
your moms so fat that when she stepped on the scales it said one at a time please
your moms so fat she got ran down by a bus and got up and said who throw that rock?
2006-08-14 00:34:58 · answer #3 · answered by dirtyharry7717 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This guy is in the desert on his camel. He's been travelling for several days and is starting to feel like he needs sex. There's not another human within miles, however, so he decides that he could try screwing his camel. He attempts to do so, but the camel runs off. He catches up with the camel, gets back onto it and continues his journey through the desert. He tries to shag his camel again but it runs off just like before.
Eventually he comes to a road with a parked car and two beautiful women. "Our car has broken down, can you please help us?" asks the first woman. "We'll do anything you like to repay you," adds the second. Luckily the guy knows a bit about cars and is able to fix it. "What would you like in return?" asks one of the women. The guy thinks for a moment and replies, "Will you hold my camel?"
2006-08-13 23:27:35 · answer #4 · answered by quierounvaquero 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I was on my way to my office when I met your mom the other day waiting for the bus to take her to Buckingham Palace to meet and greet the Queen. She asked me what no. bus would take her there to which i said No. 73. Later in the evening when i returned from the office i was surprised to meet her at the same place sweating...i asked what was the reason to which she said she was still counting the buses and it was only upto 57!
2006-08-18 03:25:13 · answer #5 · answered by easyboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your daddy is so stupid he sat at the bus station waiting for a bus, he look up and saw the sign NO SITTING he got up start walking to another bus stop, he saw the same sign he continue walking and keep seeing the same sign, he did that until he was finally home. LOL
2006-08-19 05:09:22 · answer #6 · answered by Deloris H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blonde woman went to sit on top of the roof of a pub why?
The barman told them their drinks were on the house!
(no offense to anyone blonde just a joke)
2006-08-19 14:23:57 · answer #7 · answered by stevenjohnevans 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mama's so bald, she has hair growing on the soles or her feet!
Your Dada's so dumb, he is still a virgin.
....and
You are so dumber than him, you don't realize that the meaning of the previous sentence is that your mum had you with the milkman and postman (at the same time) and your dumb virgin dad thinks he is the father (still being a virgin!)
lol, remember no offense folks.
2006-08-13 23:53:18 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you call a girl between two buildings? Ally
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff
What do you call a man floating in the water? Bob
What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dug
2006-08-18 01:50:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
enough of the mama jokes what about other family members!!!!
yo sister is sooo dumb, no that ain't right.
yo brother is sooo ugly, no that's not it either.
yo aunt, twice removed from yo daddy's side of the family, is so fat, she wears a hula hoop as a belt.
2006-08-19 03:57:30 · answer #10 · answered by coco_la 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo moma is so fat she doesnt have love handles,she has roll bars-yo mama is so fat she keeps yen in one pocket and peso in the other-yo mama is so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around her-yo mama is so fat when she was floating in the ocean she was discovered by spain and declared a new continent-
2006-08-17 16:01:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋