Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
2006-08-13 22:39:48 · 12 answers · asked by heatherlynnmorrow 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one?
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher:Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller:No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
2006-08-13 22:44:14 · update #1
thanks for making me laugh
2006-08-13 23:45:25 · answer #1 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For Sure I Called The Last One In.
I Wish.
Haha
Anyway
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Funny
2006-08-14 06:13:37 · answer #2 · answered by alyssa! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard some of them before bu they still make me laugh
2006-08-14 09:08:24 · answer #3 · answered by HHH 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, bec. i was around when that caller calls 911.
2006-08-14 05:44:09 · answer #4 · answered by rea del rosario 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
The things people say when emotions are high!
I enjoyed reading this. Thanks for the laughs.
Have a nice day.
2006-08-14 07:23:19 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol the 2nd one's funny
2006-08-14 06:42:05 · answer #6 · answered by MCR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the one with the 911 operator asking, Is this her first child?
etc..enjoyed reading those first time ever heard them.funny funny funny......................................
2006-08-14 06:18:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice. thanx for making my day.
2006-08-14 05:50:10 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I've heard a few but not those.
2006-08-14 05:44:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha, morons
2006-08-14 07:40:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2006-08-14 05:41:32 · answer #11 · answered by . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋