Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." but the girl said "NO"..
Johnny said "I'll be fast I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend said, "ask him for $200 than pick up the money very fast he won't even be able to get his pants down".
She agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...?
She said "The bastard used quarters!"
Management Lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
2006-08-13 21:53:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
that one was really good wish someone would try that one on me lmao jk
2006-08-13 22:22:26 · answer #1 · answered by psycholilblondegirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kolacky laughed out loud.
Do you have her phone number by the way?
2006-08-13 22:03:05 · answer #2 · answered by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thaat was awsome!
2006-08-13 21:57:56 · answer #3 · answered by life_and_ashleyxoxo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah its good after a long day...its good...
2006-08-13 22:01:37 · answer #4 · answered by ♥♥♥H뮧hË¥™♥♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yea very fuuny!!!
2006-08-13 21:57:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HAAAA
THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!
2006-08-13 22:01:22 · answer #6 · answered by feel_the_fire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.......
2006-08-13 22:01:27 · answer #7 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋