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I'm 31 years old and I'm a firm and faithful Christian.

I want to go to Heaven but I am uncircumsized and no doctor will cut it off. I'm too scared to do it myself.

Will my extra little flap of penis-skin keep me out of Heaven or can I rest easy that my wrinkly-one-eyed-giant wont send me to the depths of Hell?

Please help because I dont want this whole Jesus-thing to be a waste of my time.

2006-08-13 21:27:06 · 22 answers · asked by jesusdrivesadomestic 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

22 answers

tis a joke, come on, your penis doesn't have anything to do with your soul outside of producing other souls.

2006-08-13 21:35:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you cannot be serious! only the Jewish religion does this, well that and the misguided Americans.

What a waste of time! that VAST majority of the planet is not cut, don't bother mutilating yourself.

IF there is a heaven then this small matter is not important, how you live your life will be far more telling.

Do you think George Bush will get into Heaven? he is probably cut, but the deeds of his life will be the deciding factor for if he goes to heaven or hell.

My bet is that he will be very warm when he goes.

2006-08-14 04:37:13 · answer #2 · answered by Blurb 2 · 0 0

Good heavens no. That is almost a mythical belief in this day and age. I doubt it originated from the Christians. It's like the thing to do. Like body piercing. Dr. won't do it because it's rather useless to put you through that extensive pain for no reason. There is absolutely no reason to do that to a tiny baby either. THINK! I THINK IT'S A SIN TO DO IT.
Rest easy.

2006-08-14 04:41:40 · answer #3 · answered by DeeJay 7 · 0 0

NO!
Col 3:10 And have put on the new [man], which is renewed in knowledge after the image of him that created him Col 3:11 Where there is neither Greek nor Jew, circumcision nor uncircumcision, Barbarian, Scythian, bond [nor] free: but Christ [is] all, and in all. Col 3:12 ¶ Put on therefore, as the elect of God, holy and beloved, bowels of mercies, kindness, humbleness of mind, meekness, longsuffering; Col 3:13 Forbearing one another, and forgiving one another, if any man have a quarrel against any: even as Christ forgave you, so also [do] ye. Col 3:14 And above all these things [put on] charity, which is the bond of perfectness. Col 3:15 And let the peace of God rule in your hearts, to the which also ye are called in one body; and be ye thankful. Col 3:16 Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom; teaching and admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with grace in your hearts to the Lord. Col 3:17 And whatsoever ye do in word or deed, [do] all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God and the Father by him.

2006-08-14 04:37:41 · answer #4 · answered by whispersofhope74 2 · 0 0

ROFLMAO

Acts 15
5 But there rose up certain of the sect of the Pharisees which believed, saying, That it was needful to circumcise them, and to command them to keep the law of Moses.
6 And the apostles and elders came together for to consider of this matter.
7 And when there had been much disputing, Peter rose up, and said unto them, Men and brethren, ye know how that a good while ago God made choice among us, that the Gentiles by my mouth should hear the word of the gospel, and believe.
8 And God, which knoweth the hearts, bare them witness, giving them the Holy Ghost, even as he did unto us;
9 And put no difference between us and them, purifying their hearts by faith.
10 Now therefore why tempt ye God, to put a yoke upon the neck of the disciples, which neither our fathers nor we were able to bear?
11 But we believe that through the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ we shall be saved, even as they.
12 Then all the multitude kept silence, and gave audience to Barnabas and Paul, declaring what miracles and wonders God had wrought among the Gentiles by them.
13 And after they had held their peace, James answered, saying, Men and brethren, hearken unto me:
14 Simeon hath declared how God at the first did visit the Gentiles, to take out of them a people for his name.
15 And to this agree the words of the prophets; as it is written,
16 After this I will return, and will build again the tabernacle of David, which is fallen down; and I will build again the ruins thereof, and I will set it up:
17 That the residue of men might seek after the Lord, and all the Gentiles, upon whom my name is called, saith the Lord, who doeth all these things.
18 Known unto God are all his works from the beginning of the world.
19 Wherefore my sentence is, that we trouble not them, which from among the Gentiles are turned to God:
20 But that we write unto them, that they abstain from pollutions of idols, and from fornication, and from things strangled, and from blood.

circumcision is Removed! It is better to be circumcised of the heart!

2006-08-14 12:09:21 · answer #5 · answered by Grandreal 6 · 0 0

Dont worry. God is too busy and occupied to test and verify about that essential skin. God put that skin there in the first place. Also no sane God would consider the matter important. Be happy. Live well. Dont bother others - sure you will be in heaven.

2006-08-14 04:36:46 · answer #6 · answered by HMG M 3 · 0 0

Sir, it's not true. The circumcision that was mentioned there is more of the circumcision of the heart. What does it mean? Being a Christian and the renewing of the mind in layman's term. In the time of Moses, physical circumcision is required to show that they follow God in all aspects of their life. So, brother your work is not in vain

2006-08-14 05:07:25 · answer #7 · answered by Kath 3 · 0 0

Circumcision was in the old days, and it was only for the Jews (that was the law) But Christ came and everything is changed, we the gentiles receive grace through Jesus.

2006-08-14 04:33:07 · answer #8 · answered by sistren 3 · 1 0

Im sorry but its just another belief from a religion. Why on earth would god provide you with a penis if he was going to later on hold it against you? It just makes no sense and surely you can see that.

2006-08-14 04:34:36 · answer #9 · answered by Chris 4 · 0 0

Well its the deeds that we do here on Earth that counts up there! it doesnt mean youll go to hell if you are not circumsized, dont worry Jesus will accept those who still have their foreskin!

2006-08-14 04:33:40 · answer #10 · answered by sliver 3 · 0 0

i am a twenty year old man and sice i was five, i have been a christian. ight years ago. i discovered something about us that the jews never knew. our hearts are circumsized when we become christians. so dont worry about your little Jr. he dont have to get cut.

2006-08-14 04:35:38 · answer #11 · answered by adrian w 4 · 1 0

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