there was a duck walking one day and found a gas station he went inside and ask the man if he had any strawberries. the man said no he does not have any strawberries. so the next day the duck comes again and asks the man the same question again the man says no so the duck left. the third day it came back again and asked if he had any strawberries now this time the man got mad and said no we dont have any strawberries and if you come back again if i had any i would nail you to the floor.
2006-08-13 21:11:22 · 11 answers · asked by shylilgurl 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
incomplete old joke! told everyweek, and you still can't complete it, wow.
2006-08-13 21:20:55 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. The man would nail the duck to the floor with strawberries?
2006-08-14 04:15:14 · answer #2 · answered by Precious 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol i heard it as "so the man said no and if you ask again i'll nail your feet to the floor so the duck leaves and comes back and says got any nails the man replies no and the duck says good got any strawberrys" lol &heats;
2006-08-14 04:21:39 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
wow you wasted 5 points i think you have three or four jokes in the somewhere i think yahoo should take 15 or 20 points off your score
2006-08-14 04:21:24 · answer #4 · answered by know it all 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey just click under my name and go to my questions i asked this one the other day and i got some really good jokes so you can read them if you want
2006-08-14 04:26:37 · answer #5 · answered by blueeyed sexy blonde 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you tell another stupid question,im gonna nail you to the floor!!
(im just kidding)
2006-08-14 04:20:23 · answer #6 · answered by gigi@yahoo.com 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats not a joke!!
2006-08-14 04:48:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow!i heard a similar one...anyways thx for sharing..:)
2006-08-14 04:26:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a great day, anyway.
2006-08-14 10:37:15 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lovely punch line.. very funny ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
have a nice day ...lol
2006-08-14 04:18:44 · answer #10 · answered by JJ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋