One day it was a dark stormy night and this man wanted to go into a motel so he got one he had a whole bunch of knives. Next another guy came he had to pee really bad so he got a room. So then another man came he had green paint so he got a room because he had no place to put the paint so he got a room instead. then the last guy came he had a jar of pickles and he wanted a room. So the guy on the 4th floor drops one of the knives out of the window
while they othe guy is peeing out of the window the knive falls and cuts his dick off while he is peeing then the can of paint is set on the rail of the window and the dick falls into the can of green paint then falls into the pickle jar. then the guy on the 1st floor comes to the window and looks into the jar then he said oooh another pickle then he ate it.
2006-08-13 20:52:12 · 13 answers · asked by shylilgurl 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You lost me at "One day it was a dark stormy night..." So, which one was it?
Ok, going back to finish reading...
OH. Nope. Not at all. Please, do explain?
2006-08-13 20:55:42 · answer #1 · answered by Evil Wordmonger, LTD LOL 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I miss punctuation. This story would have been good if you put some punctuation in it.
2006-08-13 21:04:00 · answer #2 · answered by Precious 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
when u have noticed that it is a d-ick? after eating? what u have done it later?
(Do u require any more pickle?)
2006-08-13 20:58:10 · answer #3 · answered by sshhrini 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Whoa.Omg
2006-08-13 21:01:12 · answer #4 · answered by teenage_temptress89 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good. So, ...............who is paying for the damages, the motel or the butcher guy?
2006-08-13 21:00:02 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know,crystal meth is really not a good treatment for A.D.D.
2006-08-13 20:56:05 · answer #6 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol.
Have a really nice day!
2006-08-14 03:40:29 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha really funny...thnks bcos
2006-08-13 21:08:35 · answer #8 · answered by atticus 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Err....."Snausages"?!?
2006-08-13 20:57:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yuck! yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck! but it's kinda funny. lol!
2006-08-13 20:56:44 · answer #10 · answered by LYY 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋