Here is the best pickup line I have ever heard, so tell me what you think.?

Question

This pickup line is one of the best I've heard and I've said it to some of my friends and they seem to like it. Tell me what you think and use it wisely: "If you were to stand in front of a mirror holding 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."

Answer 1

Try this one:
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Did you come here specifically to make me c** in my jeans? ... Well, smile, you've done it.
Um.. Have you got a Kleanex?... I promise, I'll only use a corner of it.
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Believe me... that's at least 10 times better than your roses BS...

But you'd be even wiser to just say, "Hi... I'm Adolph Hitler, (or whatever your stupid name is.) I'm a really nice guy. Wanna be friends?"

((( r u randy? )))

Answer 2

Canned pickup lines are pathetic and will never be taken seriously by a normal girl. The only time a pickup line is good is when you're joking around about how stupid pickup lines are.

First of all complimenting someone on their looks is stupid because looks are something that someone is born with, not something they earn. It makes things awkward for the person being flattered. Aside from that doen't compliment someone before you even know them... it's stupid and girls see right through it. How can you think someone's a great person if you haven't even had a conversation with them?

To be honest I'm baffled that other guys think girls will even take you serious if you use a pickup line. As I've said the "adorable" ones are all cheesey and the funny ones are good for comedic relief but that's about it.

Plus if you come up with something where you're trying to impress the girl you start off with her a level above you and she will automatically think that you are just that... low status and she's too good for you.

Answer 3

It's cute and clever, and if delivered well, could result in a smile or laugh from the girl you're trying to impress. However, I would caution guys from using pick up lines in general. They come across as cheesy and insincere most of the time, which is a real turn off, not to mention it makes the guy seem a little weird.

If you want to approach a woman, just be natural about it. Say hi, ask us how we're doing, give us a GENUINE compliment. If the girl doesn't respond in favor, she's either already with another man, she's not interested, or she's a snob. If you get rejected, just think of it this way: you won't waste any time on someone who doesn't appreciate you, right? And who wants that? Move on brothers, it's no big deal.

Answer 4

It's cute...I don't fall for pick up lines. I think if a guy can't be real with himself and he has to rely on pick up lines...it's sad. Although that is sweet, I wouldn't let that be the FIRST thing you said to a girl. Maybe like a long time girlfriend or a wife.

Answer 5

Sounds cute and made me smile; but, I don't think I'd like to here it as a pick up line. Maybe somewhere down the line in an evolving relationship I'd appreciate it more. ; )

Answer 6

pick up lines are so 10 years ago it is 2006 try begin your self. i feel you should use that lines like that when you are in a relationship it make a girl feel good

Answer 7

pickup lines are shitty, you must say something truthful, poetic, and off the top of your head if you want the "classic pickup situation"

Answer 8

thats an old pick up line...many girls know this one already.try NOT using a pick up line and just be urself and act nice.girls dont like pick up lines plane and simple.have a CONVERSATION with them and treat them like human being..not something u just want to eventually ****

Answer 9

too common.. i wouldn't use it or you might come off as cheesy :)..

"is that a rocket in your pants? cause your out of this world" lol now thats a real pickup line

Answer 10

pick-up lines are dumb.

That one is kinda cute...

um.. but let me thinkk........

"You are as pretty as the roses on the front of the album 'Attack of the Grey Lantern' by Mansun.. "yep.. that does the trick...