Last week before departing for the beach I challenged the holy ghost.
It never showed up. I insulted its mother and called a slimeball.
Still, no show. I must conclude that either this holy ghost is a fiction or it is an impotent, lower-class spirit with no courage.
Do Xians have a reasonable explanation for the failure of the holy ghost to take up my challenge?
2006-08-13 18:54:28 · 15 answers · asked by theagitator@sbcglobal.net 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It would be like asking Superman to show up at the birthday party.
2006-08-13 18:56:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your a mere mortal,If you want to take to conjuring you better study some books on incantations.I do not recommend that,You
need help, The Holy Ghost descended like a dove at CHRISTS baptism and GOD spoke.You need prayer
2006-08-13 19:01:52 · answer #2 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Holy "Ghost" or Spirit is not a person.
It is God's active force,what he uses to accomplish his purposes.
The pagan doctrine of the Trinity teaches that it is a person.This is not a Bible teaching
2006-08-13 19:49:51 · answer #3 · answered by lillie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the Holy Ghost doesn't have a mother, since He Himself is God. You dont' have a clue about what you are talking about or how to actually try God to see if He's there and worth listening to.
2006-08-13 19:00:38 · answer #4 · answered by Wayne A 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why should the Holy Spirit sink to the unimaginable depths of your level?
2006-08-13 19:02:51 · answer #5 · answered by LindaLou 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you generally call peoples Moms names, do they show up to help you out? Of course not, so why should the Holy Ghost, who is only there to comfort you, do something to help you, in your mean and hateful spirit? Duh!
2006-08-13 18:57:57 · answer #6 · answered by sweetie_baby 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought that the holy ghost was Pipen's bedsheet.
Does anyone get that reference or am I dating myself?
E-mail me if you do.
2006-08-13 18:57:25 · answer #7 · answered by jimmyrm_25 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What makes you think he cares anything for you or your challenges? A bit egotistical are we? lol.
2006-08-13 18:57:39 · answer #8 · answered by WitchTwo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, and if you blaspheme the Holy Spirit, you will go to hell.
2006-08-13 18:56:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Can you hear God saying come on home.
2006-08-13 19:07:27 · answer #10 · answered by virginia_gaskin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋