Four people were riding in a train coach. A woman and her beautiful nineteen-year-old daughter were on one side, and facing them were the army general and his escort, an army private. The train enters a tunnel, and the cabin becomes dark. A kiss is heard, followed by a slap. The mother thinks, "That young man stole a kiss from my daughter, and she rightfully slapped him." The daughter thinks, "That young man tried to kiss me and kissed my mother by mistake and got slapped." The general thinks, "That young man stole a kiss, and I got slapped by mistake." The private thinks,"I'm pretty smart. I kiss the back of my hand and get to hit the general."
lol:)
2006-08-13 18:51:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha GREAT n FUNNY... nice. i really love this joke..
2006-08-13 21:55:10 · answer #1 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard something like it lol
here is it, if u want to hear
"A jew, an old woman, a young chick and an arab are on a train. The train passes into a dark tunnel adn they all hear a loud 'Whack!' When the train comes out the jew has a sore red mark on his face.
The old woman thinks the jew pinched the young womans @rse and got slapped.
The jew thinks the arab must pinched the young womans @rse, and she thought it was him and slapped him.
The young woman assumes that the jew went to give her a pinch on the bum, but got the arab instead and got whacked.
The arab thinks, fark, cant wait for another tunnel so i can belt that jew again! "
haha let's laugh
2006-08-13 19:28:48 · answer #2 · answered by arifin ceper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually the young man is really pretty smart.
2006-08-13 19:14:06 · answer #3 · answered by khan a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
Never heard that one before! Nice!
2006-08-13 20:09:52 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good joke.
Have a nice afternoon!
2006-08-14 06:04:57 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! That's hilarious.
2006-08-14 18:15:40 · answer #6 · answered by c90 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but funny
2006-08-13 18:55:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-08-13 19:55:21 · answer #8 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it! That was very funny.
2006-08-13 18:56:58 · answer #9 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool! lol. tat's a nice joke! gd job!
2006-08-13 20:55:20 · answer #10 · answered by LYY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋