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He was singing on the road again.

2006-08-13 18:02:55 · 14 answers · asked by (NO) NAME 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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That is beautiful. Love that joke, but can't stand Willie Nelson.

2006-08-13 18:15:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Nashville is making an attempt to realize an age team of 13 to twenty-5 considering is who they are announcing are finding out to purchase the cds. additionally, they receives a commission for the classified ads on the radio rather than the song. as a result, they're certain to play the song that pulls them to that station, so as that they are going to hearken to the classified ads in between. They turn around and placed the classics on XM Radio, the place they're extra probable to get people who will purchase it by using fact it rather is not accessible as a lot. in the event that they placed in simple terms Rascal Flatts on XM they might not get as a lot funds by using fact Rascal Flatts is on the radio each and every of the time besides. it rather is all with regard to the money, and that they suspect that a youthful era is the place it rather is at. EDIT: Forgot to answer component of your question. i think of a few human beings right here tried to get a classic section and a well-known united states section going. Y/A pronounced there have been not sufficient human beings fascinated and that they only needed to maintain it multi functional place. lots of the human beings pronounced "united states is united states".

2016-10-02 01:26:01 · answer #2 · answered by mcclune 4 · 0 0

haha on the road again i just can't wait to get on the road again cha! you know i sang that when i got off the interstate with my dad (trust me i'm always in the need for speed) and going from 95 to 40 is a huge change lol ♥

2006-08-13 18:52:55 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

You'll just have to teach him to sing in the Grand Old Oprie or on the sidewalk, at least! :-)

2006-08-13 18:10:00 · answer #4 · answered by Ragdoll Kitty 4 · 1 0

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.

"Please allow me to help, I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" she told him earnestly.

"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes", he replied as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

The woman takes it upon herself to begin to "ease his pain." She began to massage his groin.

After a few moments she asked, "Does that feel better?"

The man looked up at her and replied, "Yes, that feels pretty good... but my thumb still hurts like hell!"

2006-08-13 18:32:05 · answer #5 · answered by ethermanx 3 · 1 0

Yep he's on the road again
just can't wait to be on the road again.........

2006-08-13 19:19:45 · answer #6 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0 0

lol

Thanks for the points and the laugh... but I do love Willie

2006-08-13 18:07:23 · answer #7 · answered by Angels Of The Arts 2 · 1 0

LOL. That's a good one!

Have a nice afternoon!

2006-08-14 06:29:41 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

lol,ever get a chance make it to nashville and go to the museum where the irs sold all his crap

2006-08-13 18:06:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hey!We can't be making jokes about my hero :)

2006-08-13 18:07:31 · answer #10 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1 0

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