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I need it for the weed.

2006-08-13 17:18:51 · 13 answers · asked by animalmother 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Jesus saves. He shops at Wal-Mart.

... not sure if you can buy weed there though. But I'm pretty sure Jesus knows a guy who knows a guy...

2006-08-13 17:22:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jesus will put money in your bank account the day you get a job

2006-08-14 00:25:12 · answer #2 · answered by nellie_3000 3 · 0 0

Jesus saves but not in your bank account. He saves in Bill Gates bank account. I suggest you grow your own!LOL

2006-08-14 00:22:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

After you allow Him to save your soul and your wallet!! Then you won't need the weed.

2006-08-14 00:20:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I need people to send me money to help convert me from Atheism.

2006-08-14 00:25:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hahaha! Thank you thank you...a refreshing change from the normal religious crap that we are all subjected to.

2006-08-14 00:41:01 · answer #6 · answered by Sir Sandwich Slayer 3 · 0 0

It will be there after you get out of jail.

2006-08-14 00:34:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thats not nice dude

2006-08-14 00:21:04 · answer #8 · answered by keyshia w 2 · 0 0

pokti

2006-08-14 00:21:27 · answer #9 · answered by soldiers_for_christ64 1 · 0 0

when you help him destroy the world.

2006-08-14 00:20:00 · answer #10 · answered by santosh s 4 · 0 0

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