dont be scared try these idias
Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that you think they're Tom Cruise or Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie star in question)
Ask the guy next to you to hold your dentures (senior citizens only)
Ask the person next to you, "Are you in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "My, you have a very irate home,' she said governessly."
Bring a cellular phone. Call God. Say, "The reception is much clearer up here...."
Bring a duffel bag packed with pipe cleaners, styrofoam balls, construction paper, etc. Organize a "Kraft Korner". Make a craft likeness of the person sitting next to you. Give yourself an "F".
Bring a microphone and act like Frank Sinatra
Bring your computer keyboard without a monitor. Place it on your lap. Stare into the palm of your hand. Wait. Push the return key a few times. Yell out "Yes! Alright! I told them I didn't need a laptop!" Plug the headphones into your nostril and play Doom.
Call the stewardess "nurse".
Continually offer to share your "Beano".
Decorate. Bring a scatter rug and tiny draperies. Hang a "Home Sweet Home" plaque on the back of the seat in front of you. Invite your fellow passengers in for tea.
Describe your sex life in great detail to the five-year-old next to you
Disco dance in the aisle
Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face
During the inflight movie, ask to share headphones with someone
During the meal, loudly explain that on time you ate shark fin soup and proceeded to puke all over the airplane, spewing chunks of shark on the other passengers
Explain how, one time, the plane was crashing and the oxygen masks didn't come out, 'cause they aren't really reliable, and that if the plane was to crash, everyone would die
Fart loudly and act shocked, looking around to see who did it
Fiddle around with the emergency exit, then ask a fellow passenger if he has a crowbar
Get some rub-on tattoos and a leather jacket, pretend that you belong to a biker gang
Give someone a coin, saying "Heads, I detonate the bomb. Tails, I don't"
Go into the bathroom and make rude bodily noises, then come out looking refreshed.
Go into the bathroom, drop your pants, then come out, yelling "We're out of toilet paper! Stewardess!"
Go into the cockpit, ask the pilot in an obnoxious voice "Why do the call it the COCKpit?" then snort as if it's the funniest thing in the world
Go up to someone and ask loudly if they wouldn't mind applying Preporation H to your hemrrhoids.
Hum the Monty Python theme song.
If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
Jump up and scream "AAAHHH!! I left the stove on!!"
Lead a bible study session in the back of the plane.
Lead a revolt against the first class passengers.
Lean back in your seat, fold your arms behind your head and exclaim, "Thank God for auto-pilot, eh?"
Mess up your hair, untuck your shirt, basically look crude, and mingle with a first class guy as if you were long-lost friends
Moon passing Delta planes.
No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.
Pick your nose and pat the person next to you.
Pinch the stewardess' butt as she passes.
Pretend you're flying the plane.
Put on a ten foot diameter sombrero and slouch in your seat, whacking everyone on the head.
Remark that perhaps you shouldn't have put superglue in your undies that morning.
Ride carry-on luggage down the aisle, yelling "Yeee-ha!"
Say, "Did you know every time a plane crashes, an angel gets its wings?" Then sigh and stare dreamily into the clouds.
Scratch your butt, then sniff your finger.
Scream and dive under your seat for no apparent reason.
Show off your Batman underwear.
Sing along with the songs on your Walkman.
Snap Polaroids of him or her. Pull out an empty photo album and arrange the pictures inside it. Tuck the album under your jacket and say, "You know, in some cultures they believe that when you take a person's photograph...you own their soul...," while smiling maniacally.
Sneeze, using somebody's sleeve instead of your hand to cover it
Snort when you laugh
Speak in Spelling Bee-eese: "Hello. H-e-l-l-o. Hello. Nice weather we're having isn't it? Weather. W-e-a-t-h-e-r. Weather."
Spill soda "Accidentally" on the person next to you.
Sport a kamikaze helmet and goggles. Speak in a low voice into a hand held tape recorder: "Today's date, December 7th, 1941. I was not able to command my own personal plane but success shall still be ours...."
Start a hot dog stand.
Start singing the Shari Lewis theme, "This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because, this is the song that never ends...." Suddenly realize that you can never stop singing. Become very panicky. Scrawl "Help me" on a piece of paper and hand it to the person sitting next to you. Claw at your throat and thrash around in the seat. Never stop singing.
Steal a businessman's laptop, play solitaire on it.
Suddenly remember that you left your iron on. Ask if the pilot would mind going back so you can check.
Switch accents and see if anyone notices.
Tap at the windows, saying "Looks pretty tough" then ask somone if they have a bat you could use to test.
Tell corny jokes and laugh like it's absolutely hilarious, then expect others to do the same 46. Wear a hairpiece and switch it often, seeing if anyone notices
Tell the person next to you your life story, from DNA to that afternoon
Tell your fellow passenger that you just heard the bathrooms were out-of-order. Then pause and say, "Did you know that peanuts are a natural diuretic?" Smile.
Try to lead plane in song "Oh I wish I was an Oscar Myer Weiner"
When there's any nudity, say "Hey! He/she must be real cold!"
When they ask something, pretend that you don't know and you have to go ask someone else. Repeat wtih every question. (ie., "How are you today?" "How can I help you," "what would you like to order")
When two people kiss in the film, belch real loud.
Whip out your kazoo and give first class a special entertainment show.
With a desperate look, ask the stewardess where the bathroom is, then look relieved and say "Nevermind. Do you have any towels?"
With a fellow passenger, Re-enact the disco scene in "Airplane!"
With the person next to you, discuss cannabilism among airline crash passengers on deserted islands.
Yell out, "John Lithgow is on the wing!"
2006-08-14 00:44:05
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answered by bugzaper 3
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Airline regulations have tightened, so what you carry on is limited. Pack everything you need in a suitcase that you check-in. Carry on a clean change of clothes, a comb, and deodorant just in cast your suitcase is lost or delayed, and your purse. You'd be surprised at how many things you might pack that you really don't need. If you're visiting friends or relatives, they'll loan you shampoo and such; if you're going to a hotel, they provide shampoo and such. If dental hygiene is a concern, you can carry a toothbrush and powdered toothpaste.
As for being scared...you might want to consider asking your doctor to give you something to calm you that you can take before the flight. Fear of flying is very common.
2006-08-13 16:37:52
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answered by carolewkelly 4
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Luggage And Carry-Ons:
You cannot put liquids or gels of any size in carry-on luggage. These include beverages, shampoo, suntan lotion, toiletries, creams, cosmetics, lipstick, toothpaste and hair gel. Such items should be in checked bagged. For more information, go to the Transportation Security Administration Web site, www.tsa.gov. Or call 866-289-9673.
Any beverage purchased beyond the security checkpoint must be consumed before boarding.
Formula, breast milk and juice are allowed if a child is traveling.
Baby formula, however, must be submitted to security officers for inspection, and security personnel may ask parents to sample other fluids. Prescription medicine and insulin carrying a name that matches the passenger's ticket are allowed on board.
Laptop computers, cell phones and electronic items such as music players are allowed on board U.S. flights. Passengers bringing pets on board should call their airline for special instructions.
2006-08-13 16:29:18
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answered by miss 2
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After an alert is the BEST time to fly because of tall the extra precautions. The worst time would have been before the arrests were made and the alert level boosted.
You cannot bring liquids/gels of any kind except baby food for the baby you have with you (and, yes, they will make you taste it!) and any medicines like insulin, but it must be labelled as prescribed for you.
2006-08-13 16:41:46
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answered by mailatac 3
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Statistically it is easily the most secure thanks to commute, truly. you're some distance more effective in all probability to be run down crossing the line staistically than flying. There are SOOOO many certain protection tests made on each flight. you likely heavily isn't confident till you've executed it, as your worry is not any more effective rational thn moving into a motor vehicle. your spouse and children will also all be round you - it is unlike you'd be vacationing on my own like maximum flyers.
2016-11-24 23:49:18
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answered by ? 4
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There is nothing of which to be frightened -- you are far more likely to have some sort of problem getting to or from the airport than in the airplane itself. Check the current regulations for what you can carry on and what you can take in your checked luggage -- the recent threat in London has caused lots of rule changes recently.
2006-08-13 18:48:37
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answered by Anonymous
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I'd just take my clothes and shoes and cell phone and stuff. You can buy your shampoo and stuff when you get there, in case you might get held up in security.. No razor blades, no knives, no metal really.
Don't be scared. It'll be fine. I have flown alot.
2006-08-13 16:26:41
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answered by Mama R 5
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best to just wear a bikini and thongs, and you will be in the plane in no time, don't bring anything and that's about it and don't worry you will be fine
2006-08-14 00:34:14
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answered by Mechanical 6
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2006-08-14 15:56:26
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answered by Ask Dr. Dingo 3
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Make Jesus Lord! Then you don't have to worry about this stuff.
2006-08-13 16:28:04
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answered by extremelyradicalman 3
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