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2006-08-13 15:33:06 · 32 answers · asked by et 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I assure you that an electric fence wil not only make him think twice, but provide you with a hillarious show of why you NEVER want to pee on an electric fence. Break out the camera for this one, it will cause massive laughter! Dowload it, and email it to me. I could use the humour, and my buddies could too.
2006-08-13 15:48:23 · answer #1 · answered by Battlerattle06 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
String a horse shock wire through the hedge when he is gone. If you are unfamiliar, contact a livestock or feed store near you.
Charge the line and wait for the show!
2006-08-13 15:38:28 · answer #2 · answered by boredjessie2003 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call the police and file a report everytime you see it happen. They probably won't arrest him, but will talk to him. The urine on the hedges is evidence. If the police can identify the urine, they may write him a ticket.
Once he has to start paying to pee, he'll stop I bet.
2006-08-13 15:39:30 · answer #3 · answered by planeboy747 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You should call the police! I kinda know how you feel we have a crazy neighbor that wakes us up at 5 in the morning screaming "Shew Hawk, Shew. Harrassment HARRASSMENT. Somebody call the police." Then she goes into the yard and twirls her little unbrella and blowing her whistle. It's so sad on so many different levels. But yours is way worse!
2006-08-13 15:50:57 · answer #4 · answered by yicklesnitzel 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If there is a metal fence around the area attach a battery to electrify that and watch him dance as the stream of urine hits the metal.
I spray dogs that behave like this with citronella oil, they don't like it at all and it's hard to wash off.
Perhaps spray his 'old fella' with some dye and let him explain that to the lady in his life.
2006-08-13 16:04:01 · answer #5 · answered by Wendy D 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that you've mellowed out (even though you clearly haven't) and ask him to please confine his ritual to nighttime when nobody, including you, have to watch him perform. Do not spend the money on the video camera, like you were thinking earlier... Best to you from Chris in South Portland, Maine, U.S.A. (I am 63 years old, and use the bathroom like everybody else. He would pick your hedges, wouldn't he?)
2006-08-13 15:46:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If he pee's in your hedges from your side of the property line, you could get him for tress passing. If he is peeing from either side, I suppose you could get him for indecent exposure....
2006-08-13 15:39:37 · answer #7 · answered by gtn 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Plant poison ivy bushes in your hedges.
2006-08-13 16:12:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
have you seen those electric fences for dogs? its like a wire you can run thru the hedges, turn electricity on... he'll get the point
2006-08-13 15:41:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Set up a video camera and show it to his wife. Public urination is also an offense. Maybe he's a flasher. You could have the police talk to him.
2006-08-13 15:48:35 · answer #10 · answered by miso1cat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋