This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terribly, doctor, terribly."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."
2006-08-13 15:20:49 · 19 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe... well.. there are other fast food places still
2006-08-13 15:59:14 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
She had a Big Mac, a Medium Fries, and a hot cherry Bendover
2006-08-13 16:31:31 · answer #2 · answered by Jersey's Franchise 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA o my god you have just made my night. If I could I would give you ten points
2006-08-13 15:25:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-08-13 16:17:53 · answer #4 · answered by cvhiew8873 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you know id say something stupid right now but you know what i just dont feel like it today
2006-08-13 16:02:09 · answer #5 · answered by PSYCHO 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved this one! I'm Saving it for my grandfather....
2006-08-13 19:35:04 · answer #6 · answered by Leah S 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious
ur jokes ALWAYZ rule
keep 'em coming
2006-08-13 16:41:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao..cause you know those old people love Mcdonalds!!!
2006-08-13 15:25:00 · answer #8 · answered by southrngirl2724 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny joke. thats kick.
2006-08-13 15:24:59 · answer #9 · answered by crishbk 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-08-13 15:24:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋