A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to screw your brains out, and suck your breasts dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?"
He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."
2006-08-13 15:17:43 · 14 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh sure! blame it all on the guys.. lol
2006-08-13 16:00:07 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-08-13 15:20:39 · answer #2 · answered by Daqueenfasho 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A PRIEST LEAVES THE MONASTERY FOR THE DAY AND GOES DOWNTOWN HE IS APPROACHED BY A HOOKER WHO SAYS 'HOW ABOUT A ******** FATHER? $20? THE PRIEST SCURRIES AWAY NOT UNDERSTANDING THE OFFER AND ALITTLE NERVOUS. ON THE WAY BACK TO THE MONASTERY HE BUMPS INTO THE MOTHER SUPERIOR AND WHISPERS TO HER 'MOTHER SUPERIOR..... WHATS A ********? SHE SAYS 'HONEY...ITS $20 JUST LIKE DOWNTOWN
2006-08-13 15:45:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm married to an asshole type of guy but he would probably call me a ***** we don't say theese things to each other but we do have sense of humor. so i would find this to be funny
2006-08-13 15:23:45 · answer #4 · answered by firered 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it earlier today but it was funnier this time. The more I read it, the funnier it gets.
2006-08-13 15:23:10 · answer #5 · answered by usa_grl15 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have never felt so aroused and digusted in all my life excuse me while i barf my brains out
2006-08-13 16:05:41 · answer #6 · answered by PSYCHO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha!
thats pretty funny
2006-08-13 16:33:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's funny
2006-08-13 15:22:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
2006-08-13 15:50:31 · answer #9 · answered by Bru 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! poor lady!
2006-08-13 18:55:17 · answer #10 · answered by (NO) NAME 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋