A question for everyone--may I?

Question

Are we taking ourselves too seriously?
This one's just for fun:

Tell us what happened the last time you were
really f*cking high at church.

I don't mean "high" on the Spirit of the Lord. I mean blasted sideways and silly off some Most Holy and Righteous Greenbud.

Was it a good time? Did you snigger? Did you weep? Don't you just trip on all the ladies' hats? It's like one of them black and white movies where everybody is always wearing a hat.

"Lucy, I'm going to the club."
"OK, honey. Don't forget your hat."

And they were nice hats, too. Not just some shitty ball cap with an adjustable plastic strap, but proper hats. All fitted and saved up for.

But now you see hats only in church. How did we ever get this far from Jesus?

But anyway.....

Let's hear your best High in Church stories. Come on, make me laugh.

Answer 1

I'm agnostic and I don't usually go to church but many years ago
I took a very strong hit of some powerful LSD and was up all night. For some reason in the morning, still tripping like crazy I was tempted to go into this church were i could here a service.
It as OK in there for a while then the dude in front of me did a loud stinking f*rt and I just cracked up and could not stop laughing.
Everyone was staring at me and the clergyman started to turn into a giant octopus so I yelled "Sacred are the flatualents for they shall smell god" and then I cut and run. So ended my dalliance with organised religion

Answer 2

+2

Answer 3

I used to think that because God made everything good and that all things that were done to His Glory and used for His purposes that it was OK to come to church wasted. I used to toke more dope then your average fiend. It was scary! Since smoke does funny things to your perceptions and the way you think other people are looking at you, I could have sworn that there was a whole other level at which worship can be accomplished. Personally, I can't say it is the right thing to do now that I look back at it. However I can say that some weird $hit happened too.
I'm not going to get specific and it was almost 25 years ago so...

Answer 4

well the one and only time i went to church high i only went for the free donuts and man were those some bomb donuts. okay but once the service started i was still chowing down on the donuts having a good time and the part i hate the most about church.... the part where you have to stand and it seems like your standing for hours while everyone is singing all these dumb songs well that part came and i stood and stood and stood i swear i must have been standing for days so i just walked out had a cigarette grabbed some more donuts and went back in when i heard the singing stop. so then the preacher started talking and then my legs started twitching i mean twitching really really bad. and i started getting all paranoid that everyone could tell i was really stoned because here i am shoving donuts in my face with my legs twitching uncontrollably and i got really freaked out and just left

Answer 5

Sure. It was one of the more embarassing moments I can remember. I wasn't high, but maybe a little tipsy....it had been a tough day at work. I was at a friend's graduation from catholic school (ceremony held in church). I thought it might be a nice idea to sing "Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog" to myself. But apparently it was a little louder than I had intended.

Oops.

Answer 6

I realized how dumb I thought religion was. I was also drunk at church once too, that was crazy this guy was gonna make me sit by some girl and treat her like a lady should or something. I try not to dwell too much on the whole religion thing.

Answer 7

I was high in a church once, but only because I needed to poop.

Answer 8

you need to be high to go to church

Answer 9

My friends got totally high while watching your movie "the passion of christ". LOL

Answer 10

If I was Mel Gibson I'd find you, beat the she it outta you & then sue you for using my peekture for your so sicko scream for attention.