Little Lisa was in the garden filling up a big hole in the dirt when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Lisa?"
"My goldfish died," replied Lisa tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was very concerned.
"That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" he asked.
Lisa patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."
2006-08-13 14:54:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Yep. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs.
2006-08-14 08:15:23 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I've heard it before, but it still funny!
2006-08-13 23:42:30 · answer #2 · answered by candace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah this is an oldie but a goodie too :) &herts;
2006-08-13 21:59:04 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋