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I am the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end,
who is, who was , and who is to come....
THE ALMIGHTY LORD VOLTRON
I am a machine fueled by greed and the blood of infidels
I am unwavering!Incapable of fault!
and steadfast in principle against the voices of reason
I am the empire!I am the end!
I am your almighty commander and lord!
I AM YOUR NEW GOD!!!

2006-08-13 14:50:22 · 19 answers · asked by voltron 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

19 answers

**What's so good about Jesus?

I don't know you tell me.
I guess it is good that the religious delusion is going the
way of Zeus.
Less persecution and burning at the stake and stuff is
always a good thing.

Have a blessed day

2006-08-13 14:59:26 · answer #1 · answered by zurioluchi 7 · 0 0

Why would the new god ask such a question...? Surely, Revolting Ron would have read the REAL God's book, the Bible...? And just as certainly, Voltage-meter would have been able to tell us that Jesus took all of every man and woman's sin upon His sinless self, took the punishment from God meant for each and every one of us (collectively), suffered a humiliating death on a cross while praying for His torturers' forgiveness, died, and rose from the dead 3 days later - telling His followers to preach forgiveness in His Name...
But hey, THAT was all done by the old God... Our God has wounds due to our sin and yet reconciliation with the One and only true God... WHAT could YOU possibly offer that could beat that...? Jesus also died for your foolishness displayed here... Read Isaiah 14... Someone else tried something like this...

2006-08-13 22:05:21 · answer #2 · answered by KnowhereMan 6 · 0 0

You are crazy! And I feel sorry for you. What you've spouted here is blasphemy and God will judge you for it. If you continue to live life in this vein you will end up in hell when you die. I pray you will repent of your evil ways and turn to Christ for His forgiveness. Humbling yourself before God. God is the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End. He is the Almighty, the Prince of Peace, the Everlasting Father! You are the voice of the devil. May God have mercy on your soul.

2006-08-13 22:37:58 · answer #3 · answered by celticwoman777 6 · 1 0

Voltron pwns Jesus!

2006-08-13 21:57:21 · answer #4 · answered by i luv teh fishes 7 · 0 0

everything once you believe miracles start happening all around you and you can ask for things in prayer and walah you got it dont knock it until you try it

2006-08-13 21:58:52 · answer #5 · answered by Me 5 · 0 0

Infidel is an islamic term for all other ppl not muslim.

Jesus died so you dont have to.

2006-08-13 21:55:02 · answer #6 · answered by isoar4jc 3 · 0 0

I didn't think Charles Manson had computer privileges.

2006-08-13 22:03:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

come down outa cuckoo land buddy...get a life

2006-08-13 21:54:23 · answer #8 · answered by lyndles 3 · 1 0

well...he lived over 2000 years ago and people still talk to him every day.whereas nobody gives two shits about you . idiot

2006-08-13 21:59:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No way. You don't possess the Zohar so you are nothing!

2006-08-13 21:54:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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