Wouldn't you be a little pissed ?
2006-08-13 14:36:11 · 25 answers · asked by Tammy ™ 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Tammy, I just saw your 360 page and learnt that you are a mother of 2, made over 800 points on Y answers in just a week, and u have a very vulgar picture posted up!
You look pathetic! You obviously have nothing better to do than post foolish questions. Go register at a gym somewhere and take off a few pounds.
Lucky for you the Bible is written by God's inspiration (Hebrews 1v 1) and in it He says He will forgive men's trespasses (sins).
Including yours.
2006-08-13 14:58:54 · answer #1 · answered by unique monique 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Actually the Devil could not have written the bible. And the Devil would have no interest in us worshipping him. Why is this so? First of all let us look at the basic language of the bible. It is a story of Love and Life between God and man. These things are not what the Devil is interested in. He has no interests but to alienate us from God and neighbor, which leads to despair. The Devil himself is an angel in despair. As Dante wrote in his work, The Divine Comedy; The Inferno, the Devil is in the very center of Hell and there are no souls there in this realm. The center of Hell is ice and not fire. Why? Fire would be a symbol of warmth, passion, movement; a symbol of Love and life. The ice is a symbol of coldness, indifference, and immobility; a symbol of death and despair. In the poem the ice was formed by the Devil's tears and these were cooled by his wings. Also, remember what was written over the door to Hell, "abandon all hope ye who enter." All this emphasizes that the Devil is alone and in despair. If there is an agenda of the Devil, then it would be for us to be alone and in despair as he is. But all the while he would have no care for our souls and care much less if they worshipped him. To have a care for souls and desire worship would imply a realtionship and the Devil has none. Worship would contradict his nature.
Now, since the bible emphasizes so much about God and neighbor and the proper relationship between the two, would the Devil be fulfilling his agenda of alienation? Therefore, the Devil could not write the bible.
May the Lord bless and keep you. May He let the light of His face shine upon you.
God's and your beast of burden
Fr. john
2006-08-13 22:07:45 · answer #2 · answered by som 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have thought about this for a long time and as absurd as it sounds this is really a very good question. You see, the concept of satan has changed dramaticaly over the years. The dark one was not always red with a horny head. In the old testament book of Job he was present at a heavenly angel council meeting with the BIG GUY. No joke, when God asked old Satan what he had been up to he replied, "Going through the World." This translates from the Hebrew as "just wandering around". You see Satan's main vocation was accusing mankind of SIN and condeming humanity as unworthy of God's mercy. He was especially good at tempting man with the illusion of power and wealth from ownership of the land and other human beings. The ancient Bedouins had a name for for this old tricky Jinn. They called him JAAWAA the God of Thunder. His home was high on a mountain outside the land of Egypt where his other brother angels had helped to enrich mankind with secret knowlege. It was on that mountain that old JAAWAA or "Samael"as the father called him introduced himself to MOSHE by saying I am who I am. You see, the old stealthy devil knew that by giving Moses his true name he would would be giving him power to call him up at will. This was not part of Samael's plan. Instead he promised to deliver Mo's people from bondage and deliver them a land that was rightfully theirs, and so began the grand deception that you see coming to a horrible climax around you every day. Why was the Messiah repressed and embellished until his true teachings are almost unrecognizable? Why do class divisions grow exponentially larger each year? There will be more explanation forthcoming. Did not imagine that such an absurd question would open a pandora's box did you. This is the way it should be. SELA for now.
2006-08-13 22:13:34 · answer #3 · answered by MANU 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm good point...shame ive read simular posts alot lol. but! why would the devil tell us to worship God instead of him and make the devil out to be the worst scum out there? also the bible says be nice to all....wouldnt the devil want us to all hate each other?
anyways i dont worship the bible i pray to God. so i can read all the things about the devil i like as long as i dont follow him.
2006-08-13 21:47:04 · answer #4 · answered by frostyg02uk 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That doesn't make any sense. If the devil wrote the bible, why did he make himself look so hideously evil? Is your question a type of joke?
I really don't get that one. Have you ever read the Bible (even a tiny part of it)? There is no logic in this question. None. Wow.
2006-08-13 21:41:23 · answer #5 · answered by ©2007 answers by missy 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If the devil wrote the bible, he wouldn't have put himself in such a bad and horrible light. Come to me, and I'll give you eternal damnation? End of story.
2006-08-13 21:43:57 · answer #6 · answered by classyjazzcreations 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The devil doesn't care if he is worshiped, he doesnt care if you don't believe in him or God. It's all the same to him. He just doesn't want you to worship God and follow Christ as your savior.
2006-08-13 21:47:13 · answer #7 · answered by hazydaze 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And what if I believed you were capable of asking an intelligent question? Hmmm. God, the Author of His Bible, Bless you.
2006-08-13 21:45:12 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's wrong on so many levels. This is another example of Pride making one feel more clever than he actually is.
Good luck to you my friend.
2006-08-13 21:50:50 · answer #9 · answered by Hank 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would the devil tell us to worship God?
2006-08-13 21:42:16 · answer #10 · answered by michi 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋