There once was a happy little fly buzzing around a barn one day when she happened upon a large pile of fresh horse manure. Since it had been hours since her last meal and she was feeling hunger pains, she flew down to the irresistible delicacy and began to munch out. She ate ... and ate ... and then ... she ate some more!
Finally she decided she'd had plenty. She washed her face with her tiny front legs, belched a few times, then attempted to fly away. But alas, she had pigged out far too much and could not get off the ground.
She looked around wondering what to do about this unpleasant situation when she spotted a pitchfork leaning upright against the barn wall.
She had found a solution! The little fly realized if she could just become airborne she'd be able to fly again. So, she, painstakingly, climbed to the top of the handle. Once there, she took a deep breath, spread her tiny fly wings, and leaped confidently into the air.
Alas, she dropped like a rock and splattered all over the floor.
The moral to this sad story? "Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of s-h-i-t."
2006-08-13 14:26:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was good you made my day thank you
2006-08-13 14:33:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yours is the first fly I ever liked, and actually cared about. So of course it was pretty terrible for me to get to the end of the story. But I'm glad to learn from her mistake, as the moral is sure true, as I've found myself but never put into words before. So may I remember your hungry little fly
2006-08-13 14:50:11 · answer #2 · answered by strawbcat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi, TD - I liked the poem. yet, i visit show out some issues which take place to me. He sees a million me's - do you propose as a results of fact a flies' eye sees distinctive photos, does that still stick to to a million maggot meal or is that basically as a results of fact your rotting corpse will feed a million maggots? (i like the sound of the alliteration. although). me and my meat - separates you into 2, does no longer it extremely is greater helpful as 'i'm his meat waiting to die' Sorry to be choosy!!!! i'm inspired at your lateral thinking - fairly than use you (the suicide) as a results of fact the centre of the action we get a very diverse slant on issues. playstation i do no longer understand GJ Carlson or his poem.
2016-12-17 10:18:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one, a good moral too... beats tellin ut kids about the lion n the mouse to learn sum morals, lol
2006-08-13 14:44:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL. LOL. So true, so true!
Thank you for the laughter. That's a good one!
Have a nice evening.
2006-08-13 14:42:32 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One of my favorite stories.
Now I can retire for the evening, thank you
2006-08-13 14:30:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol cool.
2006-08-13 14:35:43 · answer #7 · answered by jrivera_e17 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha lol i've heard this before but it was still funny ♥
2006-08-13 14:56:58 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one and u know its very true.....and the question is??
2006-08-13 14:35:26 · answer #9 · answered by Starbright 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol rofl lmao ima burst out laughter hahahhaha that the funnies joke today hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
2006-08-13 14:29:43 · answer #10 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋