It can be Whatever type, best answer get's the 10 points
2006-08-13 13:53:43 · 5 answers · asked by littlehuevo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his redheaded wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his redhead with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the poolman, and your brother."
2006-08-13 14:03:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A rooster was strutting around the henhouse one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow. The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock
2006-08-13 20:57:42 · answer #2 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q: what's the difference between medium and rare?
A: Medium is 6inchs and Rare is 12inchs
2006-08-13 21:44:22 · answer #3 · answered by coolthug_gt 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did you ask the question twice? are you that desperate to get an answer?
2006-08-13 20:57:10 · answer #4 · answered by Rach12 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no i dont want you to laugh until your side hurts
2006-08-13 23:30:55 · answer #5 · answered by mike L 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋