BEST EXCUSE OF THE YEAR
The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful young woman.
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! How dare you do this to me, the faithful wife, the mother of your children!
I'm leaving you, I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened."
"Fine, but it'll be the last words you say to me you unfaithful pig!"
The husband begins to tell his story : "While driving home this young lady asks for a ride.
I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.
With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because
you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devours them.
Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away.
Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you. I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots
that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
The husband continues his story . . . . .
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.
When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of
her eyes, she asks me: "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"
2006-08-13 13:34:51 · 15 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i read it cuz i have nothing better to do, and i loved it...i appreciate the effort...but im assuming that you copied and pasted, much faster :D
2006-08-13 13:47:44 · answer #1 · answered by Rach12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah i heard this one but its a classic â¥
and don't listen to them the joke wasn't long they're just lazy son of a bitches who are too lazy to read a joke that only takes a minute pssht i hate people like that sorry lol
2006-08-13 20:56:03 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. This is a funny joke. Advice, also, in an inadvertent way! LOL.
Have a really good evening.
2006-08-14 18:08:23 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But since he was middle aged and limp the woman was in need of one of those, too!
2006-08-13 20:47:30 · answer #4 · answered by MJFProd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one is really old. It's kinda sad you took the time to type it out.
2006-08-13 20:39:37 · answer #5 · answered by lady25mo2001 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nobody types anymore. it's called copy and paste.
2006-08-13 20:47:13 · answer #6 · answered by baronboru 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting, but too long...
2006-08-13 20:40:54 · answer #7 · answered by curiousandsmiley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who would read something that lond put it in a summery or somethin
2006-08-13 20:38:43 · answer #8 · answered by I _<3_me 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
too funny. Thanks for the laugh. I guess some women will be more grateful after reading this.
2006-08-13 20:40:04 · answer #9 · answered by nastaany1 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dont listen to that first guy. i thought it was very funny.
2006-08-13 20:40:07 · answer #10 · answered by kiki1977 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋