I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
2006-08-13 13:20:18 · 8 answers · asked by xo your a babe 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*there was white-out on my screen because she used my computer
2006-08-13 13:24:41 · answer #1 · answered by SithGirl8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you drown a blonde scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool
it takes them hours to shower because the shampoo says wash rinse repeat
2006-08-13 13:30:16 · answer #2 · answered by Wyatt Earp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde was speeding down the freeway. A highway patrolman pulled up beside her and saw that she was knitting. He yelled "pull over!" The blonde yelled back, "no, a sweater."
2006-08-13 13:26:49 · answer #3 · answered by papricka w 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My My My Says Guma Pie
2006-08-13 13:23:55 · answer #4 · answered by boy_jam_arch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These were on here just a few days ago. But they're still funny.
2006-08-13 13:39:05 · answer #5 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny. I'm a blonde, but i take no offense. I do believe some blondes are pretty dumb.
2006-08-13 13:24:27 · answer #6 · answered by tabatha1333 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah someone already told this the other day sorry sweetpea â¥
2006-08-13 13:54:03 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE
AND IM A BLONDE TOO
2006-08-13 13:26:16 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋