just say "well, that has a nice bouquet"
2006-08-14 19:34:48
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answered by watcher 4
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Since you asked this in Etiquette, I will give you the official etiquette answer.
Everyone should do absolutely nothing and politely pretend that nothing happened.
One is assumed to not be in control of flatulence. Therefore anyone saying or doing anything (including the "culprit") draws attention to it and is rude.
This is different from a burp, which one is assumed to be in control of, and requires an "excuse me."
I don't make the rules, but I read about them!
Sorry if this isn't the funniest answer, but it's the correct one in terms of etiquette.
2006-08-13 13:58:14
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answered by Anonymous
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It depends if it is a really loud nasty one I would take the credit, but if it was just a little one I would try and pass it off as someone elses.I only want credit for the ones I can be proud of!
2006-08-13 13:13:02
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answered by fire_fly0434 3
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Come to think of it...I never had that problem. Either I'm not often in crowded public places or...I don't have enough gas.
2016-03-27 00:34:14
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answered by ? 4
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Pretend it was someone else. Or point at a friend or relative to pass blame!
2006-08-13 16:36:06
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answered by Robert Montano 2
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Of course you take the blame! I mean I am sharing with the world my odiferous goodness for everyone to enjoy. I simply stand up, raise my hands and say "how 'bout them apples?"
2006-08-13 14:04:55
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answered by Pappa Poopy 4
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I pretend to be grossed out like the others and deny it!!!
2006-08-13 13:45:43
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answered by Anonymous
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Unless I'm with my three teenage boys, I just ignore it.
I have gotten off an elevator at a much earlier floor, though, when it happened in small spaces!!
2006-08-13 13:31:12
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answered by Love2Sew 5
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I am proud of my cheese cutting ability and therefore I would step forward and proudly state " I cut the cheese".
2006-08-13 13:15:57
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answered by windyy 5
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No, I just look around on the ground around me and say something to the effect of "Darn those barking spiders!!".
2006-08-13 13:14:47
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answered by godsgirl 4
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if it was a crowed 2of 5 or less u could tell but if its more than 5 its a little harder 2 tell who did what
2006-08-13 13:41:41
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answered by dot 4
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