A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again."
NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE, BE HAPPY!
2006-08-13 12:38:37 · 22 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, that is SERIOUSLY funny :D im gonna apreciate being last in line again :p
2006-08-13 12:50:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, elflaeda has (reliably - she knows various fairies, imps and suchforth) informed me that fairies cannot grant wishes but they can pass your requests on to your local genie. I'll bet you didn't know that you even had a local genie but every area does. My local genie works from the Scottish border down to Bradford but be careful, whilst they are not malicious deliberately; they don't understand human sensibilities terribly well so wishing you would come into money might involve a death and inheritance. You have to be really careful with the wording of your wish. Going back to fairies for a moment, the surest way to have a happy outcome to a wish is to use elfin language (sprache). If you want to have financial good fortune, the wish should be worded like this .... if I can remember what Elflaeda said ..... Meht inkien suytip; miblinkjim queiip optripion soolaasion. There is a small catch, it has to roll off the tongue and be said with the absolutely correct pronunciation and stresses. It hasn't worked for me yet despite having been introduced to a fairy called Kiita who schooled me in the fine art of Sprache.
2016-03-27 00:33:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yah ha hah hahaha hahahahahahh
2006-08-19 07:48:43 · answer #3 · answered by king_con 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is awesome. I must remember that one. Thank you for the laugh.
2006-08-13 12:42:17 · answer #4 · answered by Stephy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made me laugh my ___ off. Funny joke
2006-08-19 07:48:06 · answer #5 · answered by chloemom925 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey thats a good one funny
2006-08-13 12:42:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn i heard that...that might be one of the BEST JOKES ive ever heard...serious.....we get a great joke and 2 points...wowo ....XMAS done came early.
2006-08-19 09:33:12 · answer #7 · answered by ninerfaninsanjose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-08-18 17:46:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
that was a good one
2006-08-18 15:41:37 · answer #9 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, That was hilarious! I love it!
2006-08-13 12:42:40 · answer #10 · answered by candycane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋