what would happen if an atheist,tom cruise, and Jesus where in the same room?

Answer 1

thats a really good question...:-) the atheist wouldnt care wither way but Tom would probably do his wierd thing on Jesus, not a pretty sight Im sure

Answer 2

Jesus would slap Tom Cruise for being stupid and offer the Atheist a cup of coffee- at least Jesus can reason with the Atheist

Answer 3

I'm an Atheist. If Tom Cruise were in the room I'd probably choke him. And jesus doesn't exist. Therefore, it would be just me and an injured Tom in the room.

Answer 4

The athiest and Jesus would eventually have to tie up Tom Cruise.

Answer 5

The athiest would get into an arguement with Jesus about how there is no god, Jesus would say "Then who's my daddy?!" and the athiest would say "David!" and Tom Cruise would say "By Xenu's blackened heart!" and then both the Athiest and Jesus would drop their jaws in surprise as Xenu's galatical starships would come down to the earth and invade.

Or something like that.

Answer 6

It will happen on judgment day. All, including Tom Cruise, will fall on his or her knees and confess that Jesus is the Son of God.

Answer 7

UM...THINK BOUT' WHT U JUST SAID IF THEY WERE BOTH IN A ROOM THEN TOM WLD HAVE 2 BELEIVE BECAUSE JESUS WLD BE STANDING IN FRONT OF HIM.....AND IF TOM BEGAN 2 C HOW RONG HE WAS MAYBE JESUS WLD 4GIVE HIM AND NOT SEND HIM 2 HELL ......AFTER ALL HE DIED ON THE CROSS 2 CLEAR ALL OF OUR SINS....GOD LET HIS OWN SON DIE JUST 4 US..........BUT SOME ATHEIST FREAKS JUST DONT REALIZE THT AND WILL GO 2 HELL WHEN TEHY DIE UNLESS OUR SAVIORS 4GIVE THEM.....

PS AND 4 U *****poisoneva* OR WHTEV , i pray 4 u


I DONT MEAN 2 SOUND LIKE A NUN OR SOMTHING BUT THIS IS NOT REALLY A FUNNY ? IF THT WAS WHT IT WAS MEANT 2 BE!! EVEN THO I CLDN'T REALLY SOUND LIKE A NUN BECAUSE I AIN'T CATHOLIC ...I'M SOUTHERN BABTIST!!

Answer 8

Jesus would try and convert both to Christianity

Answer 9

Nothing. There's no such thing as Jesus.

Answer 10

Couldn't happen.