My boyfriend always hogs the remote so to make sure he wouldnt have control anymore I inserted it into my rectal cavity and then to make it extra hard to reach I shoved a potato gun up there after it. Now it is starting to hurt. How can I get both out?
2006-08-13 10:18:41 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
First you need to insert the brains back into your skull.
2006-08-13 10:21:41 · answer #1 · answered by Private Account 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't believe any of your lies! Do you even know anything about a potato gun? Maybe if your rectal cavity was the intended target and someone fired it at point blank range, you'd be the hospital swearing off such stupidity instead of posting it on this board! You are vile, vulgar, and pathetic on top of not being believable. You are such an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-13 18:58:02 · answer #2 · answered by Intelligent and curious 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Better leave the remote control up there, on the off chance it switches on your brain some day.
2006-08-13 20:09:11 · answer #3 · answered by Dramafreak 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You look pretty small, so it should be no trouble to puke up the remote. Then reprogram it to fire the potato gun which should launch it right out.
2006-08-14 11:28:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vasoline? and some gloves? Personally I'd seek some medical attention so that you wouldn't rupture anything by accidental movements
2006-08-17 14:52:39 · answer #5 · answered by Elliot K 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have someone blow in your nose. You'll then expand with helium, everything will pop out and you'll float away on the breeze, never to be heard from again. Good luck.
2006-08-13 17:25:30 · answer #6 · answered by gracefulangie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's disgusting! I would try a doctor, better yet, the emergency room... those poor people could probably use a good laugh in between their trauma patients!
2006-08-13 17:22:42 · answer #7 · answered by mixemup 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Say this to yourself over and over again, like a mantra:
I will make an attempt at class, I will make an attempt at class.
Your mother must be so proud
2006-08-13 17:22:26 · answer #8 · answered by chris 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just leave them in there! That way he'll NEVER have access to that remote!!!
2006-08-17 17:05:31 · answer #9 · answered by Samba Queen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well here is another one that has forgot her meds again..i told you it was important to take them every day..now go away and leave us alone
2006-08-16 21:21:05 · answer #10 · answered by va8326 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋