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I've just heard a rumour that 'marmite' is made from the extract of failed asylum seekers(illegal immigrants).When they fail the immigration test,which consists of 'have you got any dynamite strapped to your body?'..and most of them fail this, then they are all boiled up and made into marmite.
It's funny to think that terrorists make such a good spread.
Marmalade is made from Korean prisoners of war,that was in the 50's so marmalade will run out soon.Thank god for marmite!

2006-08-13 09:29:18 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Immigration

28 answers

You PR1CK, get a life.

2006-08-14 03:07:01 · answer #1 · answered by Rick 3 · 1 0

You're one wierd cookie!
Everyone knows that Marmite is made from cockroach entrails.
How old is Paddington Bear?

2006-08-13 23:10:22 · answer #2 · answered by Bubbly lil Thing 2 · 0 0

I don't know about Marmite but Parmite.

2006-08-13 09:36:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i got a marmite shake for you, genius, cause you're 'special' (that means nuts in the real world).

speak to the English.

2006-08-13 10:48:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Thanks for telling me. I am going out now to buy as many jars as I can find so that I can keep them on a shelf to keep an eye on those slimy f u c k e r s so they don't do any more harm, even in the form of marmite......................

2006-08-13 09:39:25 · answer #5 · answered by stingmyflesh 4 · 1 1

It's a left over product from brewing beer.

2006-08-13 09:35:53 · answer #6 · answered by angelcake 5 · 0 0

Blimey what a wolly........ just in case you dont know its the waste from the bottom of the barrel (yeast) from beer

2006-08-13 09:40:45 · answer #7 · answered by claire1731manchester 2 · 0 0

2 points..

2006-08-13 13:05:25 · answer #8 · answered by Chrisey 4 · 0 0

Yeuchs!!! Never liked Marmite anyway .... :)

2006-08-13 09:50:37 · answer #9 · answered by Sashie 6 · 0 0

Yum Yum, I love the 'essence of curry' flavour. Do they sell it by the barrel?

2006-08-13 23:23:35 · answer #10 · answered by jessie_h_christ 1 · 0 1

I don't think I want to know what veggie mite is made from then!!!! Lol

2006-08-13 09:41:13 · answer #11 · answered by MoJoJoJo 4 · 0 1

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