ok im bored lol!
Once I found -well shown that there was a used hoover bag (full of dust etc) for sale hehehe! and also a blown up bag of nothing! lmao. what can you find?? make me laugh!!!
2006-08-13 08:45:21 · 13 answers · asked by Caterina24 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i need the link also!! just give me the product number if not the url
2006-08-13 08:45:59 · update #1
180017041692 lmao used condom!
2006-08-13 09:04:55 · update #2
ALL MY EX GIRLFRIENDS STUFF MUST GO!!! $$$MYSTERY$$$
http://cgi.ebay.com/ALL-MY-EX-GIRLFRIENDS-STUFF-MUST-GO-MYSTERY_W0QQitemZ230017691822QQihZ013QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
he doesn't what it is he is just selling it
Freddie The Rock
http://cgi.ebay.com/Come-See-Face-FREDDIE-the-ROCK-He-Really-Has-a-FACE_W0QQitemZ140017830946QQihZ004QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
2 Gallon of gas (human gas that is)
he has 9 bids it's up to 152.50 right now
http://cgi.ebay.com/Come-See-Face-FREDDIE-the-ROCK-He-Really-Has-a-FACE_W0QQitemZ140017830946QQihZ004QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
An upside down box of Twinkies
Bid is 115.50 with 18 bids
http://cgi.ebay.com/THE-UPSIDE-DOWN-TWINKIE-BOX_W0QQitemZ190018740624QQihZ009QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Witness the Miracle of Childbirth
Chance to be there when she gives birth on 11/15/06
http://cgi.ebay.com/Witness-the-Miracle-of-Childbirth_W0QQitemZ280015798914QQihZ018QQcategoryZ1467QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
2006-08-13 10:34:44 · answer #1 · answered by nisssyyyy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My friend once found and bid on someones dignity. Apparently this guys friend bet his dignity on a two player video game match and lost, so he was selling his friends dignity on e-bay on a piece of paper with the guys signature and fully notarized.
2006-08-13 16:12:07 · answer #2 · answered by Kneedeepinlife 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some time ago, an add went around my job for an ***_whippin..it was well thought out and presented nicely...the funny thing is someone actually bid on it...LOL
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2006-08-13 16:04:03 · answer #3 · answered by ERICK B 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself 'She'll never go for me carrying on like that,' so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans, and shortly after that they got married.
A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had three extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he farted. He 'putted' down one hill and 'putt-putted' up the next. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe.
His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, 'Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!' She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and she went to answer the phone.
While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but *ripe* as a rotten egg.
He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and 'rrriiiipppp!' It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. Things had just about returned to normal when he felt another urge coming. He shifted his weight to his other leg and let go. This was a real blue ribbon winner; the windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead. While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes, farting and fanning them each time with his napkin.
When he heard the 'phone farewells' (indicating the end of his loneliness and freedom) he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner. After assuring her he had not, she removed the blindfold and yelled, 'Surprise!'
To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
2006-08-14 03:42:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
W/out a link - i can introduce my a self as funny item on e-bay offered for sale at no cost
2006-08-13 15:50:35 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i cant make u laugh ,i feel so bad abt that but i m so happy 2 take 2 points u can make me even happier if u give me +8
2006-08-13 16:02:55 · answer #6 · answered by Justine H 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
air in a jar from a "prehistoric time"
2006-08-13 23:19:09 · answer #7 · answered by lilttx3 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a rat on a motorcycle
2006-08-13 15:54:14 · answer #8 · answered by Dillon N 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
one time my dad found liquid butt i guess it was some kind of liquid stuff that smelled like a butt!
isnt that nasty!!!??
2006-08-13 16:04:01 · answer #9 · answered by peace..☮ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
one shoe lol
2006-08-13 16:31:47 · answer #10 · answered by PoohBear 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋