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my fiend had me in tears of laughter after saying if you dont lik someone get a news paper fill it full of dog poo and set it alight outside their dor- they will come running out and stamp put the fire, poo flying everywhere!
lol oh so imature but such a funny gag, i dont hink they had ever done it but had me in giggles!

also an aprils fools at my husbands work they all sent out faxes to their employees saying send back you work time sheets in a seeled envelope and fax it back! lol they fell for it! pmsl - what dohnuts!

2006-08-13 08:43:35 · 11 answers · asked by Caterina24 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

pmsl at the tornado one! hahahaha! god i love ones like that! so cruel yet so funny!
I watch 'Just for laughs' and has me p*ssin my pants every time!
They go round jumping out on people and flicking fake dog poo around -oh god it has me in tears! i need a good laugh sooo badly today!!!!

2006-08-13 09:08:46 · update #1

11 answers

This joke I played was kind of rude. My sister is really afraid of thunderstorms. It was storming really bad one night and I ran into her room screaming about how there was going to be a tornado because of the thunderstorms. She started screaming and ran down into the basement. Even after I told her it was a joke she wouldn't come out of the basement because she thought I was lying. It was so funny.

2006-08-13 09:04:39 · answer #1 · answered by usa_grl15 4 · 1 0

Get this one.

This guy got a plastic food bag and filled it with a tin of cold chicken soup. He chewed up some bits of carrot and sweetcorn and added it to the soup. He put it in his pants pocket to make it body temperature then went to the movies where he got a front seat in the balcony. He waited until there was a quiet, romantic scene in the film then made a sound like throwing up and emptied the bag over the balcony. He very quickly left his seat and ran downstairs to watch all the people retching as they thought they'd been puked on. Some landed in the ice-cream seller's tray too.

2006-08-13 15:51:23 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 3 0

The one joke I can think of right now is when I changed the desk of an employee while he was on vacation to look as though it was somone else's desk. New family pictures, the whole thing. But considering the shock he went into when he returned I probably should not have done it. I like your term "dohnuts." One I use a lot is "nimrod." I got it from Bugs Bunny. lol.

2006-08-13 15:51:45 · answer #3 · answered by papricka w 5 · 1 1

the best practical joke I've seen was done to me. My co workers took the coil wire off of the motor in my truck, wrapped a piece of wire around the coil and ran the other end of the wire under my seat. When I went to start my truck it shocked me. I did it 3 times before they busted out laughing.

2006-08-13 16:41:24 · answer #4 · answered by Jeremiah J 1 · 1 0

My relatives were visiting one summer, and they got there b4 my dad got home from work. So my aunt (Dad's sis), my mom and I moved his brand-new Camaro (he was afraid to take it to work!) around to the far side of the neighborhood and parked it in a friend's driveway. When he got home he asked where the car was. My mom told him that "the girls" (my mom, my aunt and I) took it for a ride and wrecked it. He got so mad! Then my mom took him for a stroll around the neighborhood, to cool him off, and as they turned the corner the car was there!!!

2006-08-13 15:51:27 · answer #5 · answered by Angela M 6 · 3 0

A while back, early one morning I crawled into my daughter's bedroom and squished myself under her bed. I waited a few minutes to make sure she was still sleeping and not pretending then I proceeded to shake the bed and kick at the mattress all the while yelling earthquake! earthquake! Now I swear she must sleep with one eye open cause I've never been able to do it again.

2006-08-13 16:37:01 · answer #6 · answered by rozie 2 · 1 2

It was an april fools prank on my sister. I called my mom, she was living with my mom at that time, to tell her the police came by and were looking for her for some unknown reason. She (my sister) called me and asked what they wanted. I said I don't know and she hung up. Later (about 5 min) I called my mom to tell her it was an april fools joke. My sister called me back mad and laughing at the same time saying that she was going to get back at me but she never did.

2006-08-13 15:54:33 · answer #7 · answered by Bunny 2 · 1 2

Even though i made many funny situations but never did played any practical joke

2006-08-13 15:48:42 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 1

i have some that my freind and i played.
1.we put tampons on 2 girls pillows and stuck pads all over their sleeping bags.
2.we put lipgloss all over a pad and stuck it on someones forhead.wen she woke up we told her it was a bloody pad.

2006-08-13 19:11:36 · answer #9 · answered by nobody 3 · 0 2

um i have told many jokes but i dont think its what your talkin about


good luck

2006-08-13 16:17:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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