I want to become a robot. How can I robotosize myself?
2006-08-13 08:40:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Mental Health
Patience, my friend. Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither will your new, improved robotized self. If you recall, it took 6 million dollars just to install a few bionic parts on Steve Austin. In today's economy, that job would contract for hundreds of millions of dollars!
I would start with something small, like a finger. With a simple low voltage-to contactor-to 110 volt conversion, you could sever a digit and install a Cuisine Art kitchen appliance. One of your answerers had a great idea for the location of your power supply. Can you imagine the excitement you could generate on the Food Network as The Bionic Chef?
Oh, that's just the beginning. There are so many modern conveniences available today, and with a little ingenuity and a small amount of pain, you can achieve your goal of becoming a robot!
Good luck!
2006-08-13 09:09:11 · answer #1 · answered by Elwood Blues 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi, this could be an exceedingly reliable question! The word "robotic" comes from the Czech and ability slave worker, and replaced into presented by utilising Karel Capek in his play Rossum's familiar Robots. (His brother rather coined the word). interior the play the Robots are humanoid and do unsightly or menial jobs it extremely is obvious that they could think of independently yet are happy to serve. regrettably, the processing skill accessible to us on the time of writing does no longer auger nicely for the invention of such gadgets: certainly we won't make a robotic with the IQ of the subject-unfastened housefly. Robots immediately are computerized gadgets which do jobs that people are able to, yet the two the roles are risky or a robotic can do it greater rapidly. Technically although they are nonetheless machines. Classically a gadget did a job requiring skill that a human or animal could desire to no longer grant, or a minimum of no longer for long. The steam engine is a classic occasion yet a lever is likewise an undemanding gadget. In precis then and being linguistically very maximum dazzling, a robotic does a job a human could desire to do- a gadget does a job a human can not.
2016-12-17 10:11:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch a looping clip of an Al Gore speech for 36 hours straight. If you're still alive, you will become a robot. I tried it. It really works.
2006-08-13 08:59:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a job with local or county government
2006-08-13 08:59:51 · answer #4 · answered by hadji from des moines 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a job sitting in a cubicle and become a yes man
2006-08-13 08:44:35 · answer #5 · answered by herb52781 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
welll... first you have to eat a big pot of coffe and then tape sticks to yourself so you cant move and then try to let out all of your energy.
lol.
dont try that btw.
2006-08-13 08:44:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
listen other. do what oter want to do. never stop.
best idea--- become a servant of other and throw ur ego.
2006-08-13 08:45:20 · answer #7 · answered by manoj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You use your imagination
2006-08-13 08:44:05 · answer #8 · answered by JustAnotherDay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stick some batteries up your a@#, you idiot!
2006-08-13 08:44:17 · answer #9 · answered by peregrine003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋